Deadpool vs. Hephaestus
Deadpool: Which Greek god should Deadpool and Jerry take on next? Let's spin the wheel!
Deadpool spun the wheel and it landed on a flash card that said "Hephaestus"
Deadpool: OK Hefty is our next opponent.
Jerry: Sweet. How do we approach him?
Deadpool: I know just the thing.
Meanwhile in a random Classroom, Hephaestus was waiting for the 2 heroes to arrive when he heard them screaming,
"LEROOOOY JENKINS!!!!!!!"
They fell from the roof and landed in front of him face first but they got up like it was nothing.
Jerry: You called?
Hephaestus: Your Deadpool and Jerry correct?
Deadpool: Yep and let me guess, You must be one of the Greek Gods we're going to take down. Hefty right?
Hephaestus: it's Hephaestus.
Deadpool: Whatever!
Hephaestus: So how did you-?
Deadpool: How did we get here you asked? Let's just say we "flew from the roof"
Hephaestus: um...?
Deadpool: Ugh... It's like this
Earlier today...
Deadpool and Jerry were in a cylinder sensory thingy with Kenny near it
Kenny: Are you sure this is a good plan?
Jerry: Trust me, it's going to work perfectly.
Deadpool: well Kenny, Fire away! Cause these heroes are going to kick some more Greek god butt!
Kenny looks at the camera annoyed and said.
Kenny: Can't believe I'm doing this...
With that said, Kenny pushed the button it then shows a clip of a person being launched from a cannon with Deadpool and Jerry saying
"CHITTY!!!!!!!!!!"
Deadpool: And that's how we got here!
Hephaestus: OK..?
Deadpool: BTW. Come here I want to tell you something.
Hephaestus: It better not be a trick.
Jerry: Don't worry it's not.
Hephaestus: ok...
When Hephaestus came over to them Deadpool touches him in the forehead and said.
"TAG YOUR IT!!"
Deadpool and Jerry ran while Hephaestus ran after them saying
"Get back here!"
Deadpool and Jerry kept running but Deadpool stopped.
Jerry: why'd you stop!
Deadpool: I got another trick up my sleeve! Hey Hefty, TAKE THIS!!!
As Hephaestus closed in on his opponent Deadpool unleashed his secret technique by repeatedly poking him multiple time while saying.
"ATATATATATATA!!!!!!!!" "Deadpool! HYAKURETSU KEN!!"
Hephaestus: Is that the best you can do?
Deadpool: Yep!
Deadpool continued to run until he tripped over Blurple the purple snail.
Hephaestus: Gotcha!
Deadpool: Wait! Before you kill me I have some final words to say.
Hephaestus: And what are those words
Deadpool points at Hephaestus and says
"Omae wa mou shindeiru."
Hephaestus: What?
Deadpool: It means "your already dead" in Japanese
Deadpool then turns to the audience and whispers
"I stole it from Kenshiro."
Deadpool then turns to Hephaestus again
Deadpool and your supposed to say "Nani!?" Which means what in Japanese. So can we uh... try that again?
Hephaestus: ugh... fine... Any last words?
Deadpool: Omae wa mou shindeiru
Hephaestus: Nani!?
Suddenly his whole body inflates like a balloon and he exploded instantly knocking him out.
Deadpool: Heck Yeah!!!
Jerry: Alright we took out another god!
Deadpool: Okay let's head back to our man cave
Deadpool and Jerry went back to their man cave to discuss their next target.
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