Before they got settled into their own man cave, Deadpool and Jerry did some decorating around the room. Deadpool starts by building a Super computer for whenever something goes wrong while Jerry sets up the furniture.
Then Deadpool brings in the electronics, while Jerry starts making the beds for each of them.
After they put everything in place, the man cave was officially finished.
Deadpool: Whew! All that hard work got us tuckered out.
Jerry: Yeah so what should we do at the moment?
Deadpool: I know how about we watch "Batman and Shia Labeouf vs. Superman!"
Jerry: Yes!
Deadpool and Jerry sat down as Deadpool starts up the TV in their hideout then they started watching "Batman and Shia Labeouf vs Superman Dawn of Do It" on Deadpool's TV and they laughed each time they see Shia Labeouf in the video.
Jerry: Oh my god, this video is hilarious!
Deadpool: I know!
Suddenly, they heard an alarm go off.
Deadpool: Ugh... Really?! And we were just getting to the good part!
Deadpool turns off the tv and walks over to the super computer with Jerry following him.
As Deadpool pressed the button they saw Susan on the Computer screen.
Susan: Deadpool glad you responded.
Deadpool: Yeah. We were watching our favorite movie and then you just had to call us.
Jerry: Yeah, not cool girlfriend.
Susan: Deadpool this is no time for jokes.
Deadpool: Whatever. Who's next?
Susan: Artemis, why?
Deadpool: You mean the Female Hawkeye Rip-off?
Susan: you call Artemis that name?
Deadpool: of course I do. I gave all the Greek gods nicknames want to hear them?
Susan: No.
Deadpool: Ugh... Fine. Just tell me where I can find her.
Susan: you'll find her in the music room.
Deadpool: Ok. Thanks for the tip.
Susan: after you defeat her you'll then-
But as soon as Susan continues Deadpool interrupts by saying
"OK bye."
With that he turns off the computer and then turns his head toward Jerry.
Deadpool: Let's go Jerry, Our next Greek god target awaits.
Jerry: Right behind you.
With that, they left their man cave and headed straight to the music room
When they got there, they saw the goddess of the hunt waiting for them.
Jerry: There she is. So What's the plan?
Deadpool: Um...
Deadpool thinked for a moment and then he had an idea.
Deadpool: Hey Jerry, remember when we did that annoying song we did in music class.
Jerry: uh... yes?
Deadpool: then let's use that on the Hawkeye rip-off!
Jerry: Yes let's do it!
Deadpool and Jerry snuck in the room without Artemis noticing then Deadpool takes out his megaphone and yells.
"ATTENTION FEMALE HAWKEYE!!"
This startled Artemis but she walked over to Deadpool and Jerry.
Artemis: Yes?
Deadpool puts away his megaphone and asked Artemis a question.
Deadpool: Can we talk to you in private?
Artemis: Sure why?
Deadpool: Because we like to sing our national anthem if you don't mind?
Artemis: Sure I don't mind.
Deadpool: Ok Here we go.
Then Deadpool and Jerry started sing their national anthem.
Deadpool and Jerry: JINGLE BALLS, JINGLE BALLS, MATT ZINGG LAID AN EGG!! THIS SONG IS REALLY AWESOME AND I JUST BEAT A GOD YEAH!
Because of Deadpool and Jerry's annoying national anthem, Artemis had to cover her ears,
Artemis: Oh god not this song! PLEASE STOP SINGING!!!
After the song was finished Artemis faints and Deadpool and Jerry Hi-five each other.
Deadpool: that's another one down.
Jerry: Yeah! We make a great team Deadpool.
Deadpool: Heck yeah we do, now let's head back to the man cave and finished that movie we were watching.
Jerry: OK.
And with that, Deadpool and Jerry started heading back to their man cave and turned on their tv and lucky for them the movie paused at the same place.
Deadpool: Oh sweet it still saved our place.
Deadpool unpaused the movie and they continue to finish watching it.