Deadpool and Jerry are watching "Death Battle Deadpool vs Deathstroke" on Deadpool's Chromebook and they got excited when Deadpool defeated Deathstroke.
When suddenly, someone called from the super computer.
Deadpool: Ugh... better not be Susan.
Deadpool and Jerry walked over to the computer and answered the call. It turns out to be Carter.
Carter: Hello Deadpool.
Deadpool: Carter? Why are you calling me?
Carter: I heard you were annoyed about Susan calling you repeatedly so I'm decided to call you instead from now on.
Deadpool: I guess that's ok, So, who's next?
Carter: Your next opponent is Ares the god of war.
Deadpool: I thought Kratos was the God of War?
Carter: Who the heck is Kratos?
Deadpool: You know the new God of war?
Carter: Never heard of him. Anyway get down to the Lobby area, he'll be waiting for you there.
Deadpool: Thanks for the tip. Later Carter.
Deadpool turns off the Super computer and walks toward his Chromebook.
Jerry: What are you doing Deadpool?
Deadpool: I'm ordering a Kratos cosplay online so Ares won't notice that I'm Kratos in disguise.
Jerry: Great idea!
After several minutes have passed, a knock on the door was heard as Deadpool opened it.
Deadpool: Yes?
Delivery guy: Your package has arrived. That will be $100.
Deadpool took out $100 from his pocket and handed it to the delivery guy.
Delivery guy: thank you and have a great day.
With that, The delivery guy took his leave while Deadpool opened it automatically and started putting it on.
After a few minutes went by, Deadpool was now in his Kratos outfit ready to go.
Deadpool: Alright, Ares awaits us.
Deadpool and Jerry left their hide-out and headed towards the lobby where Ares was waiting.
Deadpool and Jerry appeared behind the wall and confronts Ares.
Ares turned around and found Deadpool in his Kratos outfit
Ares: Deadpool, you've come.
Deadpool: Um...I'm not Deadpool I'm Kratos!
Ares: Nice try idiot. Your not fooling me with that costume.
Deadpool: What-? How'd you know it was me!
Ares: I can tell by your mask,
Deadpool: Agh..! Dang it!
Deadpool ran off to take of his Kratos outfit and came back in his Deadpool outfit.
Deadpool: You'll pay for uncovering my disguise!
Ares: And what are you two going to do about it?
Deadpool: We shall take you down.
Deadpool took out his forks while Jerry took out his meme blaster
Ares: Forks..? Really?
Ares takes out a random ruler and throws it at Jerry knocking him out.
Deadpool: JERRY NO!!
Deadpool now looked at Ares all ticked off like! charges at the god of war but he tripped Deadpool over
Ares: How predictable.
Deadpool: Oh your kidding me I'M PREDICTABLE!?
Deadpool takes out a random radio and turns it on playing Deadpool's theme from MVC 3

Deadpool somehow changed his clothes into his DJ outfit in a split second and said.
"I'm just getting warmed up!
Ares groans as he starts throwing attacks but Deadpool dodges them by using his dance moves, then Deadpool attacks him with his Capoeira moves.
"What's the matter am I too quick for you?" Deadpool asked as he was moonwalking
Ares: Silence!
Ares attacked him again but Deadpool teleports behind him and took out his Tennis ball bombs
Deadpool: Eat this God of Ponies!
Deadpool then threw the tennis balls at him, knocking him out when they exploded.
Deadpool: That takes care of him. but first I must do something.
Jerry wakes up from being unconscious.
Deadpool: Jerry! Your alive!
Jerry: Yep! So what did I miss?
Deadpool: I took down the God of Ponies with my dance moves from my theme from Marvel vs. Capcom 3
Jerry: Cool!
Deadpool: Hey Jerry watch this.
Deadpool goes over to Ares and holds him like a puppet and starts talking in puppet voice.
Ares: What did you do Deadpool!
Deadpool: Just what you asked!
Ares: Not what I meant by the "splits."
The audience groaned at Deadpool's pun while threw a tomato at his puppet but Jerry laughs at the joke.
Deadpool: alright let's get out of here.
Deadpool and Jerry ran out from the lobby and back into their hideout.