A\N HAPPY THANKSGIVING BABES! As a present the first chapter of my Annie fanfic will be out today as well as a new chapter of this!

Hanji's POV

"F-Fuck, don't stop! L-Levi~!"

        "OOOOHHHHH! We sure came at a great time, huh eyebrows?" I fangirled, wiping a stream of blood from my nose as moans streamed out the bedroom door.

        "Hanji, I really think we should have knocked, especially now! We should come back later, when they aren't, you know..."

"They're not coming later though! They're coming now!" I snickered.

        To prove my point, I heard one final cry from both of them, and the creaking stopped, replaced with faint panting.

"Hanji!" I heard Erwin complain nervously.

"What was that?" We heard Eren question from inside.

Oh shittles, how did they hear us?

"Hide, eyebrows, hide!" I screeched as I dove behind a potted plant.

        Wind whistled as the bedroom door was pushed open, revealing a shirtless Levi, who was still panting and flushed. Then the top of Eren's head poked up from behind him, whispering,

"W-Whos there?"

A loud bang brought our attention to a groaning Erwin on the floor.

"I apologise, Hanji... I was never good at hide and seek." He whimpered as Eren yelped and dove back in the room, wailing,

"I'm naked! I'm naked, don't look!" He reappeared seconds later fully clothed somehow.

        "Eyebrows! Shitty glasses!" Levi angrily hissed through clenched teeth. "What do you think you're doing here?!"

I took that opportunity to crawl out from behind my plant, and rise to my feet.

        "Don't be silly! You know what today is, right?? It seemed like you were having quite the celebration so I would've thought you knew." I asked while waggling my eyebrows, making Eren turn a bright red.

They both furrowed their eyebrows in confusion, mumbling,

"No....?"

"It's Thanksgiving!!!" I explained. Eren let out a gasp and grabbed Levi's arm.

        "Thanksgiving?! Oh this is fabulous! Levi, our anniversary is Thanksgiving!" Eren giggled, jumping up and down. 

        "You guys finally got married?!" I exclaimed excitedly, but was soon being lifted into the air by Levi's hold on my neck.

"Yes, no thanks to you." He hissed and looked about ready to snap me in two.

"Levi! Put her down this instant!" Eren demanded, tapping his foot.

"Y-Yes, dear..." Levi glared at me as I was placed back on my feet.

        "It's not my fault this mysterious lady tricked me into getting a phony preacher!" I pouted before helping Erwin to his feet and heading downstairs.

"Wait! Where are you guys goin'?" I heard Eren ask from behind us. 

        "To set the table for our Thanksgiving feast!" Erwin and I explained as we, well I, skipped into the dining room.

Erwin's POV

        After about an hour of helping Hanji set the table, we had a rather miraculous meal layed out. Set atop Levi and Eren's outrageously long dining table was a golden turkey basted to perfection, mashed potatoes, greenbean cassorole, corn, and various other Thanksgiving delicacies.

        For some reason, Levi and Eren looked anxious as they stared at the impressive display presented before them. Ah, whatever. They'd settle down once we started eating!

        Everyone took their seat; Eren and Levi sitting across from each other and Hanji and I sitting likewise. 

        "I cooked this all myself! Dig in everyone!" Hanji grinned and grabbed a gigantic turkey leg and did just that.

"Are you sure its safe to eat?" Levi questioned and everyone laughed. "...It wasn't a joke."

I looked up from my deviled eggs to see Eren gulping as he rose a forkful to his mouth, about to try a bite.

"WAIT!!!!!!!!" Everyone jumped at Hanji's sudden yell and Eren dropped his fork but looked secretely relieved.

"What is it, shit glasses?!" Levi inquired, incredibly annoyed.

"We can't start eating yet! We haven't said what we are thankful for!" 

Eren's POV

        "Great idea, Hanji!" I said, thankful that I didn't have to eat the human food yet. "Why don't you go first?"

        "Duh! I'm thankful for my baby puppies, Sonny and Bean!" She said with an impossibly big grin. I chuckled as Erwin cleared his throat.

        "I'm thankful for having such fantastic friends and being able to get to know Eren outside of work." He said, then turned to Levi.

With a small blush dusting his cheeks, he admitted, 

"I'm thankful for Eren..."

        "And I'm thankful for Levi!" I said as I dived across the table and tackled him to the ground, giving him a peck on the lips before he yanked me back down for another, deeper kiss.A cold hand slipped up my shirt and tugged it off before running up and down my back and sides. 

        "Mmm, Levi...." I groaned as he sucked my bare neck, leaving a visible dark mark. I began grinding down onto his hips and moaning, loving the friction. Levi's shirt was in the proccess of being ripped off his toned body when we heard a throat being cleared.

        We both looked over to see Hanji in a pool of blood on the ground and Erwin a blushing mess.

        "Why are you people so horny today?!" He wondered incredulously as I scrambled to my feet, folding my hands in front of my crotch embarrassedly. Levi just silently smirked as he got up with half his muscled chest exposed. I tried not to look. Tried.

        "Welp! I think its about time Hanji and I got going... Happy Holidays!" Erwin said as he picked up Hanji's limp body out the door.

        I walked over to the puddle of Hanji's blood and was about to have a taste when Levi put a hand on my shoulder, alarmed.

"No. Don't ever drink Shitty Glasses blood. Who knows what will happen?" I chuckled and kissed Levi's cheek.

        "Sure, sure. Whatever you say." I grabbed his hand and tugged him to the home theatre, not feeling like cleaning up the huge mess. "Now what do you say we have a nice relaxing evening watching Planes, Trains, and Automobiles in honor of Thanksgiving?" 

Levi stared into my eyes, replying, "That would be lovely, brat." 

        "Our wedding night and I'm called a brat! Hmph!" I shook my finger at him and turned to the long table. Why is it so long? ...Thats what she said. I giggled as I tentatively picked upa piece of turkey. 

"Eren... What are you doing?" Levi asked hesitantly, looking at me like I was insane.

"I just want to try, calm your tits!" I defended myself as I rose the meat to my mouth.

        "I wouldn't do that if I were you..." He warned, but I didn't listen. Instead, I bared my fangs and took a big bite, swallowing it whole. But, boy, I wish I hadn't.

        "GUH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! SATAN'S SHIT? BLEGH BLEGH BLEGH!!!" I screamed as I repeatedly wiped my tongue to get the horrid taste out.

        Levi doubled over, laughing his ass off. Not literally, that would be a real shame. I regained my composure, still scrunching my face up in disgust, and glared at him. 

"You meanie! Stop laughing at me!" I whined, making him laugh harder.

        "I- ha!- told you! Ha ha! Don't expect me to kiss you again tonight! I don't want to end up like you! Ah ha ha!" He wiped a tear from his eye and snaped a picture of me.

        "HMPH!" I flipped my hair and flopped on the couch, making sure there wasn't enough room for Levi. But he just chuckled and picked me up, placing me on his lap.

        "Now now, don't be a baby. How about I give you another taste in your mouth?" He cooed as I narrowed my eyes but ended up nodding.

        "Okay... Go for it." I allowed and let him cup my chin and gently press his lips against mine, moving softly but surely with me. He lightly licked along my lower lip and I part my mouth, letting him explore every part of me. Wanting to be in control, I sucked his tongue and won dominance of the kiss.

         Wet slurping sounds filled the room as the kiss grew sloppier, until Levi pulled away with a smile.

"That does taste like shit. Are you better now?" He asked, tracing my jawline with his thumb.

"Yes, much. And Levi?"

"Mm?" 

"I really am thankful for you. I'm glad you're in my life, o-or death." I said, my cheeks red.

        "I'm thankful for you as well. ...I love you, Eren." He looked like he was about to die of blush, and frankly, I did too.

"I love you, too."

A\N Omf guys that took awhile! THE FIRST CHAPTER OF ONE LESS ORPHAN IS UP! Cudos to Legout for the awesome name. Please go check it out by clicking on my name and then the thingy... You know how to wattpad!

I'm thankful for my readers, my friends, my girlfriend, and my family. What are you guys thankful for?

Happy Thanksgiving!