A\N No. Nuh- uh. Theres no way. OVER 1,000 READS??!!! No! I was at 6 like a week ago! What is this?!

Guys, *cries* Ily baes. I seriously glanced at my story and it said 1,446 reads and I just froze, for like a minute. I read EVERY single comment and I love them. You guys are seriously the greatest and If you need to talk to someone about anything, im known as the therapist of my friend group, then I'm your girl. *Sniffs* I need to like reward you guys somehow... Tell me what you want! Anything! A oneshot or something you want said or sponsored or to happen, just let me know!!!

Eren's POV

I sat fidgeting uncomfortably on a rather hard loveseat next to Levi, who seemed right at home. We had been let in by a very unhappy butler named Claude. I was about to explode from nervousness. What if they don't like me? What if they make Levi leave me?? I'll be all alone and I'll be a virgin the rest of my-

Calm down, Eren. Stop thinking and distract yourself with some puns. Okay.

I was going to look for my watch, but I couldn't find the time.

I like the taste of clocks, but eating them is too time consuming.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

What do you call a nun underwater? Nunderwater-

"Levi! You're home!" I heard a woman trill from behind us. We both turned in our seats to see a short, beautiful woman with shoulder length black hair clicking over to the chairs in front of us, but not before kissing Levi on the cheek, making me giggle. The woman was followed by a very tall, brown haired man who screamed intimidation. As he walked past, I shrank into my seat.

"And I'm guessing this boy is your 'fiance', hm?" His gruff voice resonated. I decided to speak up, so I cleared my throat and said,

"Yes, sir. I'm Eren Jaegar, and I'll take good care of your son." Mr. Rivaille "hmph"ed why his wife squealed.

"Oh, he seems lovely, Levi!" She cheered, then she turned to me, "Now, hows you twos sex life??"

"Mom!!!" Levi exclaimed, positively mortified. I laughed and replied,

"Non-existent 'till our wedding night." At this, Levi rolled his eyes with a sigh.

"That's fantastic! What a good boy you are." Yes! I seem to have won over his parents! Or his mom anyway. They asked about what I did, which I politely lied about seeing as I was still jobless and I wasn't gonna tell them I used to be a prostitute, and about my family, my past loves, and my hopes for the future. After they finished their interrogation, Levi suggested we leave for the night, which I had no problem with. I was exhausted from being social.

I held Levi's hand as we drove back to my apartment, us driving in comfortable silence, which was lucky, seeing as I was about to pass out. As we got out of the luxury vehicle, I let out a yawn and leaned on Levi's small frame. He allowed it and led me to the door, then he froze and whispered,

"Wait... Theres someone in there..." I let out a quiet yelp and asked,

"W-Who?" He shrugged and slowly pushed open the door, me hiding behind him. It opened with a long creeeaaaaakkkk and allowed a narrow passage of light to shine in the dark apartment.

"Whos there?!" Levi hissed, walking the rest of the way into the apartment. I was shaking so hard it was almost impossible to flick the light switch on. Almost.

Light flooded the living room and a high pitched screech filled the air, making me screech along too.

"AAAAAAH!" The Intruder screamed.

"AAAAAAH!" I screamed.

"..." Levi crossed his arms and tapped his foot until we both calmed down. Then everything was silent except for a cackling laugh from the couch.

"Hanji! What are you doing here??" Levi inquired, pissed off. The intruder, Hanji, stretched and motioned to the couch for us to sit and said,

"You guys took forever to get back! I just had a question for you two lovebirds! Oh! And I finally get to meet Eren!" Oh, this is the lady who gave me Levi's address.

"Nice to meet you in person, Hanji!" I said, stepping to the front of the couch to shake her hand, which she nearly broke off with her enthusiastic shake. Levi just sat down with a "Tch, now that the pleasantries are over with, what question was so important you had to break into the brat's apartment?"

Hanji broke into a grin and said, "Well! Since you asked, I'll defintely tell you! Why not over some wine or something? I also brought some movies! The Notebook, Twilight, Fifty Shades of-"

"No! Please, no. What's the question." Levi growled. I chuckled and put Levi on my lap, him muttering a protest, but I could tell he liked it.

"Can I please please PLEASE plan your wedding???!!!" Hanji begged, looking at us with a puppy dog look that wasn't nearly as good as mine, if I do say so myself.

"No." Levi deadpanned. I didn't really care either way, but when I saw Hanji's face fall I had to lean over to her side.

"Oh, come on Levi. It wouldn't be that bad. I'm sure she'll do an excellent job." I said, leaning my head on his shoulder.

"Yeah! He's sure I'll do an excellent job!" Hanji assured, both of us turning the full force of our puppy dog faces on him.

"....Fine! Fine fine fine! Whatever!" He gave in. Puppy dog never fails!

"YEAAAAH!" Hanji and I chorused. But it didn't last long because soon my head was dropping down permanantly and I couldn't hold back a yawn.

"That's enough brats. Hanji, you go plan or whatever. Eren, come on you need some sleep." Levi ordered, nearly kicking Hanji out the door. Once she was gone, he walked over and picked me up with ease from the couch and carried me to my rickety old bed.

He laid me down before pulling a blanket over both of us. I let out a content sigh at how well the day went and allowe myself to be lulled to sleep by Levi's steady breathing. That night I dreamt of little else than my wedding day.