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"Nonononono please. Please no, answer me! Answer me, baby... C-Can you hear me?? Look at me dammit!!!" I willed the tears threatening to spill down my cheeks to stay put as I cradled his unmoving body, the wet concrete leaving dark imprints on my pants. "P-Please, baby I need you. I can't do this alone, I can't- don't... Don't leave m-me I just got you..."

I tightened my grip with another rush of sheer terror and alarm, screaming out, "Help!!! Somebody!!! Help us!!!"

I continued to scream, ignoring the searing pain tearing through my throat. All I could feel was denial. Though I called for help over and over again, the whoosh of speeding cars continued from the other side of the theatre, broken only by the high wailing of a baby's cry.

-5 Days Earlier-

Eren's POV

"Eren, you damn brat get your fine lady ass in here so we can go." Levi yelled from the foyer. What a fun word! Foyerrrrr. Foyah. Ferya-

"Eren."

"Coming!!" I grabbed my murse and hurried out my- or our- bedroom door and slid down the stairs rail, looking incredibly cool and knowing that Levi was rolling his eyes from his spot by the front door.

"You're such an idiot." He said whilst flicking the side of my head- ow.- before adding so quietly I could barely hear him, "...you look cute though."

"I don't know how I could, I was being rushed by a pregnant midget the whole time I was getting ready." I grinned, pushing the pissed shorty out the door and letting it slam shut behind us.

"You jerk I'll beat your-"

Levi's POV

My annoying ass husband kept trying to put his arm around me the whole taxi ride but I was still pissed about the pregnant midget remark, so every time he tried he would get a swift jab in the ribs. I'm never cuddling with him again.

...

I'm not cuddling with him for an entire hour.

"Finally! We're here!" I hear his always too excited voice from beside me as I peered up at the horrifying, ugly, desolate, haunted, terrible, worse-place-in-this-stupid-world, idiotic, filthy, nuisance, disgusting, waste of time-

"Hanji's house!!" Eren cried in pure delight, interrupting my mental rant. As you can probably tell, I really don't want to be here. "I've never seen it before. Why is it bright orange?"

"Because she is insane, and in need of counselling." I muttered, completely monotone as Eren knocked on the door that was suspiciously covered in a mystery green goo.

"It's you who needs counselling. No one but you would be so negative at their best friend's birthday party."

"She is not my best friend, Eren. She's just.. My......"

"Best friend. Don't try and deny it, everyone already knows it. Just like how Erwin is more than just your eyebrow stylist. Now shh! As soon as she opens the door say-"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!" Hanji shouted as soon as she flung open the door, pulling us both into a bone crushing hug.

"H-Hanji it's your birthday, you dumbass!" I squeezed out, secretly enjoying being pushed up against Eren. Just like last-

"Oops!! I keep forgetting!! Oh well, just come inside! THERE ARE FANCY SANDWICHES!!!"

Ushered inside the one story, Eren and I scanned the room, him with his usual dopey grin and me with my completely not usual blank face. A collection of people I know and people I have never seen before and would never choose to see were gathered in the main room. And when I say main room, I mean main room. The only walls in sight were the ones holding the house up. It seemed as if Hanji had somehow- sledgehammer- removed the walls. What the actual-

"Woah. Who are they??" Eren interrupted me, pointing to the far corner of the room. I followed his finger to see that there was a giant stage set up, and on it were some of the weirdest people Ive ever seen.

Eren's POV

Dressed in ever color of the rainbow, the gay lookin group was twirling hula hoops around their hips, playing patty cake, hitting a ping pong ball against one of the only four walls, and shooting arrows at each other, all while chanting some foreign tune. What the actual...

"Oh! Yeah those glorious people are my family! I picked them up from the circus after Erwin and I had lunch with this girl we met. ILL INTRODUCE YOU TO THEM ALL!!!!" Hanji decided, gripping my shoulder and dragging me into the unknown.

I whirled my head back to see Levi had disappeared right as Hanji said 'introduce'. Of course. My hubby the anti-social coward.

Hanji did as she said and introduced me to her 6 sisters, 19 cousins, 4 aunts, 2 nieces, her parents and their one son named Jojo. Turns out their chant was in Swahili and every place their traveling circus traveled, they would try to learn the language of the people.

"That is THE coolest thing. How do you say penis in french??" I asked, pulling out a notepad and pencil, to which- in a heavy Russian accent- Hanji's 2nd niece answered,

"Pénis."

"Well that's disappointing. Are you sure it's not WeéWeé?"

"I now know it was a mistake deciding to socialise." I jumped, startled by Levi's voice right behind me, and turned around to see him, also noticing Erwin noticing us and begin to walk over.

"Don't scare me like that! Hey Eyebrows! Long time no see. What's it been, 9 months?"

"Something like that, kid. Hey Levi how are you- shit you've gotten fat! I-I mean y-your abs got... Bigger..." Erwin said, bright red and stumbling over his words while not being able to take his eyes off Levi's stomach.

"Wow, thanks. No, I haven't gotten fat you dolt. I'm-"

"PREGGERS!!!!" Hanji and I both sang together, giggling and squealing excitedly, causing Levi to roll his eyes.

"Y-You're what???"

"I'm pregnant, in case these two weren't loud enough."

"P..pregnant... Is that even possible?? You're a man! You... Are a man right?"

"Heck yeah he is. I can tell you that." I said with a wink in Levi's direction, a blush forming on his cheeks as Erwin scratched his head.

"Well, alright then! Congrats you two. When's it due?" He asked, bending down and patting Levi's belly, much to his annoyance.

"No idea, but hopefully soon. It's heavy as fuck." Levi replied, eye twitching.

"Levi!" I gasped, putting a hand over my mouth and looking at him incredulously.

"...sorry, dear...."

"It looks to be any day now, no offence, Levi. Just be ready."

"As much as I love our baby and talking about it, I also love presents, and that pile has been waiting for me, soooooooo......" Hanji hinted, inching towards the towering display of gifts.

"Our baby Hanji, not yours. But fine by me. Let's go." Levi agreed, putting his arm in mine before we all gathered around the beautifully decorated boxes and bags.

As Hanji tore through each gift like an animal, getting a bow and arrow, a goldfish named Louise, moon shoes, and a hover board, Levi rested his head against me, obviously tired from being social. Cute.

I leaned down and pressed a kiss to his temple, whispering so no one but he could hear,

"I love you~"

He didn't respond, only turned bright red, but he didn't need to. Who couldn't love me?

This is absolutely perfect. Nothing could ruin this.

Author's Note
Haaaaa ahhhhhh omggggg shoot me I am so sorry guissssss I got caught up in this crazy thing called life and honestly had no ideas. Then today rivailleisbae messaged me telling me to check out their story and I was reminded!! And the ideas started flowing!! So if you like this story go check out their fanfic because it kinda brought it back~
Anywho, I'll try and get this story to a very nice ending in a little bit, but I'm not done yet, I've got more in store~~~~~~~~~