Eren's POV

"That movie was incredibly disappointing." Levi said, strutting out of the theatre bitterly. "I mean, I knew he was dead that entire time. M Night Shamallama and Bruce Willis can do better than that."

My mouth was hanging open in shock. "That. was. the BIGGEST plot twist I have EVER seen." I exclaimed, still using my hand not holding his to cover my mouth, just as I did as soon as the theatre and I made the sudden realization, or the subito realizzazione, as Levi told me it was in French.

"You're such a child, I swear. But I guess it was a pretty good movie..."

"Pretty good?? Oh no that was-" We continued arguing back and forth about the stunning masterpiece that was The Sixth Sense until I noticed a peculiar look cross his usually stoic face.

"Babe? You good?" I asked worriedly. "You look kinda constipated."

"Idiot, I'm fine. Lets just get home...." We both quickened our pace. I've had to deal with his sudden pregnancy sickness before, only that time I had no idea what was happening, and I payed for that fatal mistake with my favorite Harley Quinn shirt. I can still remember her puke-stained face staring back at me as I threw her in the trash....

"Ow! Shit!" Levi suddenly doubled over, clenching my hand with unbelievable strength.

"Levi!! Whats wrong???" At a loss of what to do and feeling incredibly helpless, I just rubbed his back and furrowed my eyebrows. What was going on with him?

My question was answered when he slowly, knowingly peered up at me with pain evident in his eyes. His look told me everything.

The baby was coming.

-3 Days Earlier-

Eren's POV

"The bitch texted you." I heard Levi say from behind his book. He was in the living room and I was in the shower, but I still heard him. We could talk to each other from any room in the house, actually.

"Don't call my sister that. She's your sister, too, anyway." I said, quickly washing the shampoo out of my hair and wrapping a towel around my waist, grabbing a second one to dry my hair as I sped down the stairs.

"Hardly. If she doesn't show me any respect, then like hell in considering her family." Levi said, flipping his page while holding my phone out to me.

"You're so mean, you know that?" I told him, wasting no time in unlocking my phone. What it said caused me to gasp loudly, making Levi jump and nearly fall off the couch.

"What?!!!" He questioned irritably, readjusting himself.

"She's back!! Mikasa's back from Paris!!" I explained, giggling and running back upstairs to get dressed.

"Joy. I am so happy." Levi said, sounding completely not.

-Time Skip-

Mikasa's POV

Making my way off of the plane into the airport, I scanned the terminal for familiar faces. Almost immediately I saw Eren's face practically lit up with excitement, and I ran over to him, embracing him in a long awaited hug.

"I missed you so much!!" He told me, his voice muffled by the scarlet scarf I always wore.

"I missed you, too, Eren." I stepped back and looked over to see the midget with his arms crossed and his usual scowl. "I can't say the same for you."

"Mikasa!" Eren scolded me.

"Right back at you."

"Levi!"

"My goodness, Levi. You've gotten fat." I smirked, gesturing to his ginormous stomach.

"It's actually because of the baby your brother put in me by fucking me. Hard."

"Enough!!!" Eren growled. He sent us both glares, pointing a finger at us accusingly. "I don't care how much you both hate each other, we are all back together now and WE. ARE GOING. TO HAVE. FUN. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT."

"Tch." For once I agreed with Levi.

Levi's POV

Mikasa had only been back for an hour and I was already ready for her to go back to a foreign country. Since they missed each other so much, she and my Eren had been talking non-stop. I couldn't even sit next to him in the taxi!!!! I was stuck sitting in shot gun while the two of them sat side by side in the back, chatting it up.

"You've lived here how long and you don't have a car?" Mikasa's annoyingly monotone voice- what does "hypocrite" mean?- inquired Eren from the window seat.

"O-Oh well we... wanted to save some money for the baby." Eren explained, completely lying. We didn't need a car because we could get anywhere within seconds.

"Oh right! My baby niece or nephew~" I heard her pat Eren's stomach and I shivered. My child would never call her aunt. I'm going to teach it to hate her, just like daddy.

"Where to?" The taxi driver spoke, only a little weirded out that the man beside him was pregnant.

I smirked, looking out the window at the passing buildings. I was so ready to drop her off so I could have Eren all to myself again~

"The Theme Park." Eren's cheerful voice said, causing my eyes to shoot open. What?

"What?" Mikasa echoed my thoughts exactly, both of us looking at Eren incredulously.

"What! Mikasa just got back, we are celebrating by screaming on roller coaster rides until our throats hurt!"

We both groaned as the driver took the correct exit. This was going to be a long day.

Mikasa's POV

I looked up at the collection of thrill rides reaching towards the sky from the Taxi window, not nearly as excited as Eren, who wouldn't stop bouncing as the driver drove to a stopping point.

The car stopped and I got out, stepping aside for Eren, who stumbled and fell as he exited, plummeting towards the pavement. He gasped and Levi whipped around, ready to move. Just before he hit, I caught and steadied him, his eyes wide.

Levi sent me a glare as Eren grinned and thanked me, saying, "I almost died."

I rolled my eyes as we walked into the park. Looks like Levi's salty that I was the one who saved him. Get over it, shorty.

Eren's POV

If these two keep at it, I'm going to lose my mind. Can't we all just get along and be happy?! Whatever. I wasn't gonna let their sour puss attitudes get in the way of my fun.

I haven't been at a freaking theme park in freaking years; I was ready to have my stomach fly up to my throat on a giant pirate ship.

Actually, that was a perfect choice. I made a beeline for the entrance, pulling the other two by their hands.

Levi was the one who got our tickets, so of course he went all out and bought the three of us fast passes. Perks of having a rich hubby~

Loading the ride, I had to make the toughest decision of my life. Middle of the pirate ship, or very very back? I decided I like to live dangerously and sat in the rear.

Mikasa and Levi sat on either side of me, both despising the thought of being close to one another. I didn't mind, I liked having both people I loved to sit next to.

The ride started out slow, creaking forward a few feet then falling back, the movement making my bangs float up. Then the ride started speeding up, rocking back and forth higher and higher until I was nearly upside down! That was coming soon, though. I held my arms up in the air, grinning ear to ear as the other two just wore small smiles that looked a little nervous if you asked me.

It was then I realised I had forgotten to put on the seat belt. My eyes widened and my breathing quickened exponentially, basically I was FREAKING THE HECK OUT.

The ship continued to rise higher, and so did my panic. At this point I was legitimately screaming, but it was common place on the ride so I received no help, not even as I began to rise out of my seat.

Levi seemed to notice, too because he cursed and gripped my legs, pushing down with all his strength. "Eren... Just hang... On..." He said through clenched teeth. Holding down my body weight while fighting against gravity was a miraculous feat, but he didn't seem phased, only terrified.

As the ride slowed to a halt, I just sat there trembling as Levi at last released his grip on my legs and wrapped his arms around me. I gratefully buried my face in his neck as he smoothed down my hair comfortingly.

"W... What's going on?" Mikasa asked, utterly confused.

"Eren didn't have his seatbelt on. He almost flew out of the fucking ride." Levi explained, saving me the trouble.

"I... Didn't even realise...."

Levi's POV

Mikasa stayed quiet for a while, still feeling a mixture of jealousy, butthurt, and embarrassment. Not my problem. That just meant I got some time to talk to Eren, who was still kind of freaked out, but also kind of amused at the situation.

"I can't believe I forgot to wear my seatbelt! HA! I almost died!!" He continued telling me how close to "death" he had come- pretty ironic if you ask me- as we pulled out the map to decide where to go next.

"I kind of want to go to the log ride next..." The bitch suggested, pointing to its location.

"Well who the hell cares what you wa-"

"That sounds like a great idea!!" Eren interrupted me, hooking his arm around both our shoulders and moving us in the right direction.

Log rides are pretty idiotic if you ask me. You sit in a hunk of wood and purposely get soaked so you're miserable the rest of the day. Humanity is the biggest group of dumbasses; they pay to scare the crap out of themselves, make themselves cry with sappy movies, and listen to songs like Hotline Bling.

...scratch that last part, it's actually a pretty ok song......

No matter what my thoughts were on it, I found myself sitting in the very front of a gigantic, filthy, water filled log. I would've much rather been in the back so I wouldn't have two muscular giants ramming into me- I already get one doing that at night *self five*- but the smallest has to sit in the front. The only part I didn't mind was sitting in between Eren's legs.

As the log bumped into the side at every possible moment, I calculated just how soaked I was going to get on the huge drop at the end. My thoughts were interrupted, though, when we began the ride, speeding through the coursing water towards the first hill.

Eren and Mikasa's hands were up in the air and they both were giggling and screaming as we went hill over hill, causing me to plug my ears.

The end of the ride neared, and we got our first look at the ending fall. We could see a log in front of us that had just gone down, and I cringed seeing how drenched they were. Eren gulped behind me, mumbling,

"Oh crap."

"Are you scared, Eren?" Mikasa asked, amused.

"N-No, I just didn't know we were gonna get that wet... I have my phone."

You have got to be kidding me. "You brought your phone on a water ride??" I questioned, turning around to look at him like he was the biggest idiot in the world. Which he probably was.

"I-I thought it would be barely anything..." Eren looked ready to cry, and I sighed and pinched my nose.

"Give it here." I ordered, grabbing the smartphone as we began ascending the hill.

I looked down, at a loss of where to put the damn phone where it would be protected. Oh shit.

"Uh.... Um..." I began to panic, and so did Eren.

"Oh give it to me." Mikasa demanded, snatching it from my hands and sticking it... In her bra.

Eren and I stared back, mouths open in shock. He opened his mouth to say something but it was cut off by his own scream as we plummeted down the slope.

Mikasa's POV

Completely covered in green looking water, we lifted ourselves up and out of the log and slushed away from the ride. I peeked around Eren to see Levi looking more like a waterlogged cat than a person and I resisted the urge to laugh. That was the only reason I picked this ride- I hate log rides. They're idiotic.

"Oh. My gosh. THANK YOU MIKASA!!!" Eren praised as I fished his phone out and gave it back to him. "If it weren't for you it would've been done for."

"No problem." I answered, thoroughly enjoying seeing Levi's eye twitch.

"Well, anyway, before we go to the next ride I need to pee, soooooo- OOH YEP I NEED TO PEE!!!" Eren informed us, and then he was gone. Aaaalrighty then.

The midget and I stood outside of the bathroom, leaning against the wall and waiting.

"Bet you wish you had boobs."

"Bet you wish you could actually notice when someone's in danger of falling out of a ride to their deaths."

"Look, I've taken care of Eren a lot longer than you have, so back off."

"Maybe longer, but not better. You obviously were more like a nagging mom to him." Levi spat, standing straight up and casting a glare at me.

"Excuse me? I am his sister."

"I'm his husband. He could actually choose to be with me." Levi mocked, crossing the line and leaving me no choice but to get in his face. I was Eren's sister and I could protect him better than any tiny man could.

We locked narrowed eyes, each waiting for the other to make the first move. I grit my teeth, and Levi... Hissed? Did he just h-

"What the hell?" We were both pushed away from each other as a pissed Eren stepped between us. "I can't even take a piss without you guys being at each other's throats??"

I shuffled my feet, embarrassed, as did Levi, refusing to meet his emerald eyes.

"I wanted to celebrate us being together again for one. Day. Is that too much to ask?? You literally have nothing to argue about. Now both of you get over whatever it is, or go home. You choose, I'll be going to the Ferris wheel!" And with that Eren spun on his heels and sashayed away leaving Levi and I both to grumble and trudge after him.

Levi's POV

After a Ferris wheel ride of making out in front of Mikasa- my personal favourite part of this stupid trip so far- we headed over to the carnival game section.

All the prizes looked useless to me, but Eren locked eyes on a dark black and yellow Velcro batman cape. Smiling a little, I pulled out a five. If I couldn't win a cape for him, what kind of husband would I be?

The game was simple. Just throw a ball and knock over three bottles. Easy. In front of us was a kid who looked to be about nine who was missing every single throw. Some of us have the skill, some of us obviously don't.

The depressed kid slouched away, leaving the bottles to me. I slapped my money on the counter and three balls were rolled to me. I would only need one.

I made my first shot. Mikasa scoffed under her breath.

I would only need two. I focused on Eren's happy face when he would get that batman cape and brought my arm back. I closed one eye, and then forced my hand forward with all my strength and let the cheap ball roll off my fingers. It spun and spun until it crashed through the center of the bottles, breaking all three and ripping a hole through the back wall of the carnival stand, leaving Mikasa and the worker stunned, mouths hanging open.

"H...How did you...." The worker looked between me and the wall, not knowing what to do.

"I'll take the batman cape."

"Lllllllllevi!!!!!!" Eren jumped into my arms and kissed my cheek repeatedly, causing a blush to form on them. T-Tch.

Eren's POV

I wore my cape as soon as I got a hand on it, and I wore it proud. I was Gotham's savior. But as we walked to the teacups, I felt something hard hit my back.

"What the-?" I whipped around to see Jean snorting and clutching his stomach, his other hand holding cups of ketchup and mustard and who knows what else, sounding more like a dying pony than a young adult.

My eyes widened. My breathing quickened, and I broke out in a cold sweat. Slowly, so slowly, I reached behind myself and grabbed my sweet, sweet cape. My gaze fell down to the soft, silky fabric and my heart shattered as I saw the horrific scene.

Red upon yellow upon white splotches dotted the black, bleeding into every fiber. My cape was stained. My cape was dead.

My lips trembled, and my eyes began to water, my vision blurred as I looked up at Jean again. "Y-You H-horseface..."

"You bastard."

"What the hell do you think you're doing."

Levi and Mikasa's voices sounded from either side of me, sounding absolutely terrifying. Suddenly Jean's laughter stopped, replaced by mumbled apologies.

But it was too late. As one, my husband and sister stepped forward, swinging their fists with one target in mind: his stupid face.

With a sickening crunch, Jean flew back and skidded to a halt on the concrete, tears streaming down his face as he scrambled to his feet and fled, getting as far away as possible.

"Y-You guys...." I stuttered, grinning and wiping my tears. They both turned back and smiled small smiles at me before bringing me in for a hug. It was really nice until they both froze and stepped back, looking at each other oddly.

".....I guess... We can... Both keep him safe..." Mikasa said quietly, scratching the back of her head.

"Yeah. Twos better than one." Levi agreed, extending his hand, which Mikasa shook firmly. Their eyes locked for the millionth time that day, only this time it was in agreement.

What the heck?

After that we only rode a few more rides, but it was still a whole lot more fun than the rest of the day. And, even though my precious cape was ruined, spending the day with my sister and my hubby was the most fun I've had in a while.