Deadpool's Point Of View

I walked over to the Pool Mobile and cringed. The hood had become completely bent in half with the front window having little to no glass. I just decided to shrug it off.

Besides! We can get good ol' Weasel on the job!

Yeah boy!

Sigh.

"C'mon!" I turned my head to see a fabulous Y/n all dressed up in a copycat outfit like mine....but with more style. "Now remember Y/n, call me by my code name. Deadpool!" I said. Y/n nodded. "And call me A/n!" S/he added. I nodded and we both piled into the Pool Mobile.

Sure a good thing we got Y/n a helmet as part of her/his head piece.

Better safe than sorry! Heh, heh!

I pulled onto the street and slammed onto the gas, speeding up the Pool Mobile. The wind felt good against my body. That rush of adrenaline felt all too familiar. I turned to look at Y/n who had begun to sink into the cushions. Seems like s/he couldn't handle this. I shifted my foot to the brake, pressing down on it. The Pool Mobile slowed down. I looked over at Y/n who took a moment to breathe. "What.........What's the rush?" S/he asked me. "What...What's the rush? What's the rush?!" I repeated her/his question, raising my voice. Y/n looked unnerved. I sighed and took a hand off the wheel, reaching down into one of the boxes at the bottom. I pulled out a chalkboard and set it in Y/n's lap. I pointed to the drawing of a small kid trapped in a cage. "This here...is...is our target! Erm...Addison! Yeah! And he has been held hostage by these evil clowns! Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" I then pointed the finger to the crowd of clowns with big grins, exaggerated grins. "And we have to recuse him! When we do, we'll take Addison home where his momma will pay us handsomely!" I ran my finger down to the corner of the board with a drawing of the kid and his mom hugging with money signs overtop of me and Y/n. "Now remember!" I added, tapping my finger against the board. "Grab the kid but, not inappropriately!" I threatened. Y/n nodded. "Goodie, goodie!" I exclaimed.

We passed by several buildings and arrived at a candy store. I opened the door and stepped out of the Pool Mobile. I approached the back of the Pool Mobile and took out a set of keys. I twirled them around on my finger, letting out a hum. I looked over to see Y/n peering at me. "Don't worry!" I said. I looked down at the trunk, stopping the twirling of the keys. I inserted the key into the key hole. I turned the key, seeing the trunk rise. I put my hands underneath the trunk, lifting it up. Inside lied grenades, extra ammo, and of course! The big guns! I picked up two machine guns, holding 'em up. I kissed both of them and rested them back inside. I lowered the trunk, pleased to know that I came prepared. I shut the trunk, taking the key out. I walked back to the front and opened the door to the driver's seat. I shut the door behind me then looked over at Y/n. S/he looked away immendiatly. I sighed and rolled my eyes. "What recuse mission is this?!" Y/n yelled. I put my hands up. "Jesus kid! We're just gonna barge in and grab the kiddo!" I reached down to the bottom of the Pool Mobile and picked up a pistol, tossing it to Y/n. "Shoot anythin' that moves." I added. I looked over at Y/n. S/he tossed the pistol out the window. "Oh c'mon!" I complained. Y/n looked at me. "Why can't we just do it the old fashioned way? Ya know? With........With...Without all the bloodshed?" Y/n asked, giving me the puppy dog eyes. I sighed. "Y/n, look! I don't have time for this goody two shoes bullshit right now! So...we're doing this my way or the highway!" I spat.

Y/n turned away from me and grabbed the handle to open the door. S/he kicked open the door and stepped out, slamming the door behind himself/herself.

Shit!

We forgot 'bout the child lock!

I pressed onto the brake, backing up to follow Y/n. I rolled down the window. "Y/n! C'mon! I...I didn't mean.....I didn't mean it! C'mon!" I motioned Y/n toward the passenger's seat. "Bring marshmallows, we’ll make s’mores! We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars!" I suggested. "Fuck off Wilson!" Y/n hissed.

Sigh...I guess we'll have to do this!

The hard way? That's my way!

Thanks...for the thoughts.

I stopped the Pool Mobile and opened my door. I then began to walk towards Y/n. I grabbed her/his wrist. Y/n turned to look at me, struggling to break free. "Y/n! Y/n! Look at me! Let...Let me just explain!" I yelled. "No! I...I...I don't want to become involved in this shit!" Y/n yelled. S/he slammed his/her foot onto one of my feet. I yelped and jumped back, picking up my foot. It hurt like a motherfucker. Y/n then ran off with me hopping behind. "Y/n! Y/n! Y/n! Goddamn wo/man!" I hissed. I ran after Y/n, hoping to find a way to reason with her/him. Y/n began to slow down which made me feel relieved. "Y/n! Y/n!" I called. Y/n turned around and saw me approaching. Panic filled his/her eyes. S/he dug into one of his/her pouches and pulled out pepper spray. S/he aimed it at me. "Y/n! Please.....please forgive me! We'll.......we'll do it-it-it..." I bit my lip, not wanting to say it. I sighed then looked at the ground. "Your...your way-way-way!" I exclaimed. Y/n lowered the pepper spray. "I...I...I!" S/he blurted out. "It's.........it's a suicide mission!" Y/n added.

Now really isn't the time Y/n!

I crossed my arms across my chest and approached Y/n. "Wade......Wade! What...what are you doin'?" Y/n stepped back and I wrapped my arms around her/his waist, slinging her/him up on my shoulder. "Wait...Wade! Ah! Put me down! Put me down! Put me!" I just walked back to the Pool Mobile with Y/n practically screaming in my ear. S/he kicked her/his feet and flailed her/his arms around. S/he began to punch me in the back but I could take the damage. We approached the Pool Mobile and I opened the passenger's side. I chucked Y/n into her/his seat and shut the door behind him/her. I then sprinted to the driver's door and opened the door, hopping into my seat. I slammed my foot onto the gas, speeding down the street. I looked over at a grouchy Y/n. I then looked ahead. "You...You...You should be thankful!" I stated. Y/n just looked away from me, focusing her/his attention on what could be outside the window. Y/n just couldn't understand how it feels! To...to be feared and.....and loved! I could have anythin' I could ever want! But no! Lies...just plain ol' naughty lies! I let out a sigh. All the colors from the outside couldn't intrude on my mind. My mental mood just can't process happiness!

I saw a colorful carnival just right around the corner. Now...is our cue! I turned my head to Y/n who just gave me a scowl. I rolled my eyes at him/her. I slowed the Pool Mobile down at the curb. I stopped the Pool Mobile and took out the keys. I opened my door and stepped out. I put my hands on my hips, observing the world around me. "Looks to be the place!" I announced. I walked on over to the passenger's side door and gripped my hand around the handle. I looked up at Y/n. "Promise?" I asked. Y/n nodded and I opened the door. Y/n stepped out, still giving me that look of anger. S/he could run but......that would result in severe punishment. "Now then Y/n..." I stated as we made our way to the trunk. I opened it and lifted it up, observing my arsenal of weapons. I picked up a black duffel bag and slung it over my shoulder. I grabbed a small pistol and tossed it to Y/n. Y/n caught it in her/his shaky hands. S/he just stared down at the gun. S/he looked at me with fear in his/her eyes. "You know how to work it.........correct?" I asked her/him. Y/n shook her/his head. I dropped my face into my palm, letting out a groan. I looked up at Y/n. "Okay!" I took the pistol from Y/n. I pulled out a bullet and showed it to Y/n.

"Remember.....the bullet is the best part. Now then..." I stated. I inserted the bullet into the revolver. I pulled back the hammer and aimed the pistol up at the sky. Pulling the trigger, the pistol let out a loud boom. Y/n immendiatly covered her/his ears from the deafening sound. I heard a ringing in my ears but didn't care. "You got that?" I asked. Y/n nodded and I tossed her/him the pistol. "In case you didn't know...there's more where that came from." I added, pointing to Y/n's pouches. "Now then...remember the plan?" I asked as we approached the tent. Y/n nodded. "But...but can-can we do it the safe-safe-safe way?" S/he asked.

Here we go again!

"Sure!" I blurted out.

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I would've crammed the next chapter into this...but I just knew that it would be a bit too long.
By the way, how's my writing?
~I.H.