Y/n's Point Of View

Everything seemed so peaceful. The birds chirping with the night sky beginning to fade away, the early walkers with the stench of coffee on 'em, and yet, not everything...............seemed like heaven...but to me? Maybe... I skipped down the street admiring the light, white sky. The gentle breeze of the whistling wind brushed away my struggles. I looked down at what I decided to wear today and unfortunately, it wasn't exactly something anyone would wear at this hour. F/c pajamas with squeaking clown nose slippers. I looked up and shrugged, walking onward.

I rounded a corner to see a row of fast food places. But none really seemed open or fitted my taste. I felt a sense of paranoia come over me. No real reason expect....something or someone must be watching me. I bit my lip and turned around to help calm my nerves. Nothing around in sight expect a little green bush close my feet. It made me uncomfortable just thinking about this bush. It seemed as if it wasn't a true bush. I raised my foot back then in a swift kick, I heard a girlish scream. The bush jumped back, falling over on it's side.

In that moment, I began to slowly back away. I saw a black gloved hand pop on out of the bush. Then another one. With the hands assistance, someone.........probably a man pulled themself out. A head popped out, wearing a black and red mask. He pulled his feet out of the bush, then put a hand to his nose. He looked up at me with anger in his eyes. "Wh-Wh-Wh-What the hell?!" He yelled. Instant regret washed over me. "I'm sorry..." I told him then ran at him, kicking him again in the face. I then took off running down the sidewalk. Unfortunately, I hadn't gotten a real good look at him.

Tall, maybe short, black and red mask with a sweet ass.......yikes! Then, a man jumped down from the sky, stopping me in my tracks. "It's raining men, hallelujah!" I exclaimed, looking up at the sky. I then looked at the man. Tall, maybe short, black and red mask with a sweet ass! He held a hand to his face. "Wait........" I paused to study his figure for a few mere moments then......reality kicked in. "Wade!" I exclaimed, putting my hands on the sides of my face. "Erm! So....so sorry! I-I-I-I didn't! I misunderstood ya as...as....as a perverted bush! Not that the bush is perverted! That a short midget or maybe.....a tall pervert-" Wade raised a hand to silence my talk of.......bushes.........and perverted plants. "Don't feel bad!" Wade said. "Besides..." Wade wiped his nose and looked down at his hand. "I've got a healing factor so.........I can be a dick at times." He then booped my nose with a finger. "Wait......." I began as a thought crossed my mind. "Were you stalk-" Wade put a arm around my neck. "Now who wants to get somethin' to eat?" He interrupted. I just decided that it wasn't even worth the attempt to do so. "Sure!" I responded, giving a small smile.

He dragged me down to the end of the sidewalk, keeping me in a headlock. "I know a good mexican place! It's just right 'round.........here." He stopped at a intersection, looking around. "Is.........Is T-T-T-T-Taco..........B-B-Bell?" I asked. He didn't respond. "I don't exactly like that place........it seems so...so creepy..." I added. I just hope we can get there in time.........because I'm kinda losing oxygen. Wade snapped his fingers then looked down at me. "It's right through that alleyway!" Wade said, pointing to a alleyway with a homeless man gathering for warmth around a fire. Oh.....God...I-I-I hope he's having a good day? Wade looked down at me. "Is......Is something the matter?" Wade asked. No! No! No! "Yes..." I responded. "I only have seconds before I lose connection..." I added. "Oh!" Wade released me from his hellish headlock. I could finally........finally breathe! "Take a breathe break why don't ya?" Wade suggested. I looked at him with a raised eyebrow. "The adrenaline is what keeps us going......but don't go riding on rooftops." He said. "It's not really old news if you ask me....." I stated. I looked over at the alleyway. Then, I looked over at Wade. He shrugged and we walked onward.

The stench of rotten food got stronger than before. I pinched my nose with my fingers in an attempt to combat the smell. Wade turned to wave at the homeless man. "I'mma be sure to get ya extra!" He announced. The homeless man nodded. I grabbed Wade's wrist, pulling him to me. "Wade...I...I don't want to be here!" I said. My gut instinct sensed something bad would happen. I guess I can understand part of the reason. Wade put his hands on my shoulders. "Y/n, I'm your boyfriend bodyguard. Besides..." Wade pulled a gun out of one of the hoslters. He began to twirl it with a finger. "I can pop 'em." He added. Sure, he seemed to give off a protective vibe.........but, he........would get someone injured.

Especially how he does his.........jobs.

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Onward?
How about onwade!
I made too many puns today.
~I.H.