Deadpool's Point Of View

Damn.

Can't we ever catch a break?

"N-N-N-Not-Not now Wade." I whispered. I stood up, straightening my posture. My eyes searched around the area to find the one bastrad that would ruin my long and lonely life. My eyes landed on a familiar figure in a dark trenchcoat. I rubbed my hands together excitedly with a grin spreading across my face. I moved one of my feet forward in a small tip toe pace. I just couldn't let Francis see me. I got closer to Francis, about as close as I could get, breathing on the back of his neck. He didn't seem to notice me. Relief washed over me. "Heh........heh...........heh." I chuckled. I stopped in my tracks when I heard a laugh. My heart began to melt at the sound.

Wade! Wade! Wade! Snap out of it! Wade W. Wilson!

That laugh......is so...so sexy....

Wait.........why is everyone thinking of unicorns?

Someone's horny!

"Wade! Have you been stalkin' your favorite ol' fiend?" That voice angered me. It spoke in a mocking tone, directed towards me! I shook my head then looked up at the figure of Francis. I put my hands on the handles of my katanas, pulling them out. I charged at the figure, jumping up. I then took out a red sharpie and drew a target on the back of Francis's head.

Boop!

Then, I swung the blade at Francis's bald head. Blood splurted everywhere as I accidentally lopped off two others' heads. I watched as the bodies fell to the ground with a thud.

♪Let the bodies hit the floor♪

I felt gravity pull me back down, my feet landing on Francis's back, letting out a crack. I looked down. "Oopies daisy!" I responded, letting out a snicker. I then looked over at the poor couple. Unfortunately, Y/n and myself laid down on the ground, their heads nearby. "Ah shit!" I exclaimed. I began to panic at this mistake. "What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? What have I done?" I asked myself in a quick manner. I dropped my katanas on the ground beside me, falling to my knees. Tears began to leak through my eyes, staining my suit. "Why...........why can't-can't-can't I-I-I-I just have my happily ever after?!" I cried out to the gods above. I curled up into the fetal position and began to suck on my thumb.

I-I-I-I w-w-want-want my momma!

God........childish much.

Y/n is dead!

Through my constant whining, I heard a male voice. "Nice one jackass." The voice said. I sat up, stopping my thumb sucking to look around the area. Surprisingly, I saw my own head. I put a hand on my pistol, pulling it out of it's holster. "Motherfucker, it's not a fucking game." The head responded. I aimed the pistol at the damn head, pulling the trigger. A loud boom erupted from the gun as I saw brain matter splatter on the walls. I dropped the gun and fell back on top of Francis's back, staring up at the night sky. Besides...........it's not like I could die! The stars twinkled bright. I'm actually suprised that Thanos hasn't blown 'em up yet. I closed my eyes and let out a sigh. My hand went to finding the gun. My hand traveled down to the ground, feeling several wet substances interact with my gloved hand. Finally, I found the gun. I brought it up to my chin, my finger on the trigger. I took a deep breath then recalled the last few days me and Y/n were together. As a couple.

I held Y/n close to my heart. And yet, s/he ripped it out several times. But, this lifetime...........is a dream. A dream all mine.

Rest in peace Y/n Wilson.

You were the most sane out of all of us.

♪I wish s/he stayed around a little longer♪

♪I wish we'd meet before♪

♪I wish you'd come with me♪

The pressure to pull the trigger became intense. I knew I may recover from my wounds but.....but........not the mental scars.

♪Hope you'll miss me♪

♪Wish you'd kiss me♪

♪Then you'd know I worship you♪

♪I'll trade my life for yours♪

With a heavy heart, I turned the gun away. With a swift jerk of my hand, I tossed the gun into a wall. I just laid on Francis, surrounded by bodies of my frenemies.

♪We were meant to be one♪

♪You were meant to be mine♪

Calm..........down?

♪No one sees the me inside of me♪

Okaaaaaaaaaaayyy..........this isn't Disney!

♪It's too late♪

♪I take another chance♪

♪I need you like a heart needs a beat♪

♪You can stop the aching♪