"you what?"

that's not me who said it. i looked at the two of them.

so even their own friend didn't know about this?

"i like him, and i got so jealous to see both of you together most of the time. so i threatened him- a deal only the two of us know. i got so happy when he started to hang out with us, even though i perfectly know that he was forced to do so. he really cares for you and he's not a jerk, i hope you know that. and i'm really, really sorry for my behavior."

i stared at her in disbelief.

what kind of joke is this?