Jamie gasped as he flicked the torch around the room. His eyes widening as he took in each guardian. "Santa Claus? The Easter bunny! Sandman. Ah! The tooth fairy. I knew you'd come".

"Surprise", Tooth waved nervously as she fluttered around. She grinned at him anxiously. "We came".

"He can see us?" Jack asked hopefully. Dia sighed sadly, watching as Jamie's flashlight flickered between all of the guardians. The beam pointedly missing the space where he and Jack stood.

"Not all of us".

Jack's face fell. Dia found himself intertwining his pinky finger with the snow spirit's, squeezing the digit lightly. Jack looked up and gave him a warm, disarmingly private smile. Dia tried to ignore how red his ears felt.

"Shh you guys", Tooth said hastily. She gestured madly at Jamie. "He's still awake".

"Sandy knock him out", Bunny ordered. Sandy nodded and took a threatening step towards Jamie. "With the dream sand, you gumbies!"

A growling sound reverberated through the room as the grey hound spring to it's feet. All their talking had woken it up and it was now staring at Bunny with it's teeth bared.

"No! stop! That's the Easter bunny! What are you doing Abby? Down!" Jamie called. The boy pulled on the dog's back leg but it refused to budge, growls not decreasing. Dia shuddered and moved closer to Jack's side. He wasn't a fan of dogs. Jack was watching the show with a mad grin on his face.

Bunny held out a hand, not breaking eye contact with Abby. "Alright nobody panic".

"Um that's a greyhound", Dia pointed out, stepping backwards closer to Jack. His hand was now clutching the winter spirit's tightly. Fingers intertwined as Dia  crowded so close that he was practically pressed against Jack's chest.

Jack was obviously enjoying the whole thing. "Do you know what greyhounds do to rabbits?" He asked.

"Well I bet it's never met a rabbit like me. Six foot one. Nerves of steel"-

Jack turned, eyeing the alarm clock on the bedside table. He poked it with his staff and it rang loudly. The dog lunged.

"Crikey!"

Dia found himself being pulled up and back as Bunny and the dog jumped around the room. Jack had hefted him up onto of a chest of drawers. Dia has instinctively climbed into his lap as the dog barked. He buried his head into the frost covered hoodie of Jack's shoulder as yelps and barks filled the room. Jack, the arsehole, was laughing.

"Sandy! The dream Sandy!" North was yelling.

"Down Abby! Sit! Stay!"

"Get this gingbo off of me!"

"Candy canes".

"Oh no".

"Argh".

"Whoops", Jack remarked as the room fell silent. He nudged Dia gently. "You can come out now. The dog is asleep again". Dia raised his head and peeked at the room. It was in chaos. Tooth and Baby tooth were sprawled across the floor. Little golden teeth dancing around their head. Bunny was leaning against the bed dreaming of carrots. North was lying across the bed with gold sand candy canes. Dia glanced around and found the dog asleep on the floor dreaming of bones.

Slowly, ears blazing as he took in his position. He untangled himself from Jack's lap and stumbled back onto his own feet. "So," Jack remarked. "Afraid of dogs".

"Just greyhounds and Great Danes", Dia muttered, eyes deliberately not looking at the winter spirit.  Sandy winked at him and Dia flushed further. Jack giggled as he hopped off the furniture. Bunny's dream sand carrots had mixed with North's candy canes. Jack giggled louder as the carrots started tap dancing and using the canes as props. Sandy bowed proudly.

Dia snorted a laugh, turning to the window. A pair of golden eyes made him yelp. Out side, looking through into the room was one of Pitch's nightmares. The black horse snorted at them before fleeing. Jack was instantly jumping out into the air after it.

"Sandy! Dia! Come on! We can find Pitch!" He called back as he disappeared out of  view. Both Sandy and Dia glanced nervously at there rest of the guardians. They were sleeping quietly. North was even snoring. Dia sighed but climbed out of the window after Jack. Sandy on his heels.

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