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Ermegerd Aliens

Guess who's watching Alien for the first time tonight? This girl, that's who! :D
I've wanted to watch it for so long, and now I finally am. But, if I was in the movie, and an Xenomorph came at me, I'd pull out my flamethrower.
Me: Betch, you take one step closer, I will roast you up and sell your tainted meats on the corner of Walmart for $5 a pound. ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ
Alien: ( ̄Д ̄)ノ RRRAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR(Translation: CHILD YOU KNOW WHO I AM I WILL TAKE UR SKINNY WHITE AZZ DOWN...wait -my meat's worth way more than that!) *hisses at me and lashes its tail*
Me: *cocks the flamethrower* Ain't nobody got time for this... BURN BETCH BURN
Alien: ((((;゚Д゚))))))) OH SHET RUN RUN RUN!

What's your favorite scene in Alien? Or just any of the Alien movies, like Alien vs. Predator. I'd love to know what you like about it! ^-^

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