Now that I've watched Alien, I was thinking about watching Alien vs. Predator. Then I got thinking, "why does the Predator making a clicking noise?" Then I imagined an Alien and Predator having a trash talk-off in the movie. XD
Alien: *screeches and mini-mouth comes out* (/*｀Д'*)/
Predator: （；￣ェ￣）EWW... srsly that's just grody do you kiss your mom with that mouth umg u suck 0/10 wouldnt recommend
Alien:.... You're the one who's talking! All you do is click! What do you think you are, a telegram?! THIS IS THE FUTURE, NURD, DO YOU EVEN W.O.W. BRUH I BET YOU PLAY L.O.L. ONLY NURDS PLAY THAT GET ON MY LVL MUCH HATE VERY SPITE (♯｀∧')／
Predator: OH YA, YOU SOUND LIKE A CAT THROWN IN A BLENDER, DID YOU EAT JONES OR SOMETHING MAH GAWD GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH I MIGHT GET GUM DISEASE OR CANCER OR SOMETHING FROM YOUR ROTTING ACID BREATH DANG U RATCHET
Alien: （；＿；）bro that's mean I actually liked the cat... It's the only reason I killed those people because they wouldn't let me play with Jonas
Predator: Ermegerd im sawreh *pat pat* ( T_T)＼(^-^ )
Alien: ＳＩＫＥ ＢＥＴＣＨ Ｕ ＧＯＷＮＡ ＤＡＩ ＮＡＯ
*they get into a slap fight until their knuckles hurt, then they give up and go to an intergalactic Starbucks together and post selfies on IntergalaticGram*

.... I deserve an award for this.