Everyone hates bad puns and jokes, right? So basically if you want to be bane of everyone's existence, make life a cringefest for them! #CringeWorthy #CringeFest2014

1. What does a fish say when they swim into a wall?

Dam.

2. How do girls do their makeup?

They just wing it.

3. If Star Wars had a theme of baseball, what would one of the movies be called?

The Umpire Strikes Out

4. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Idk, he had emotional issues?

5. How do the planets pick on each other?

By calling other planets asteroids.

6. What do cannibals store their food in?

In cans.

7. What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish.

8. What do owls say when watching BBC?

Doctor Who?

Got any others? Because I sure don't...