Opening:

xander's pov

You and the girls are at the mall

Diana: by the white Beard of zeus what is this place

Xander: this is what you call a mall

Babs: xander's right and normal teenager lesson number one, never say stuff like... "By the white beard of Zeus." Lesson number two, you gotta look the part. Bright colors, big logos, be bold!

Xander: yeah... imma go chill somewhere I'm not great with woman's clothes.

Babs: OK we'll find you when we're done.

As I walked away I heard Kara say something about leather. I went and laid down on a nearby bench pulled out my headphones and turned on some music.

(I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOOOACHINNG)

After listening to a few more songs I felt a hand shake me.

Babs: hey we finished her clothes.

I looked at Diana and she looked great.

Xander was blushing looking at diana And he just give diana a thumbs up while having a nose bleed

The girls: uhh xander are you okay?

Xander: I'm ok what's next.

Timeskip

We were now on the roof the girls and I are standing in a line in front of Diana.

Diana: If we are to be a team, then I must know your
skills and abilities. You! Name, rank, skills.

Jessica: Uh... Hi, I'm Jess. I'm a cadet in something called
the Green Lantern Corp. And... *exhales* Oh, boy. Well, see, I was given this power ring by these weird aliens. They are sort of like space cops and they patrol these different sectors. You know what, the whole thing is really
complicated. I can make stuff with this ring.

She used her ring as she made a potted plant.

Babs: That is so cool! Do a pogo stick.

Jessica made a pogo stick.

Babs: A burrito.

Jessica then made a burrito.
Babs: A mucho megarrito supremo with the works!

Diana: With this ring of the gods, you may produce any weapon imaginable to beat your enemies into submission?

Jessica: Well, in theory, yes. But I don't believe in violence.

Diana: Admirable. So how shall you be known?

Jessica then made her green lantern outfit.

Jessica: Green Lantern? Kinda comes with the ring.

Diana: Good. And you, Batgirl?

Babs then grabbed a bag and started to go through it.

Babs: I can do all sorts of cool stuff. Even though I don't have any alien rings or anything, but I'm really good at figuring things out. And I make the coolest bat gadgets, like this! Bat barometer and this glow-in-the-dark bat
staff. And these bat grappling hooks that I was totally this
close to using when Batman was fighting Professor Pyg on the roof of this building. But then Robin showed up, and Batman had to save him. And you know how that goes. And I never actually got to show him how they
work. And I never even got to meet him, but that's a whole different story, so I...

Xander: woah woah woah slow down babs.

Diana: You lack focus.

Babs: What?

Babs was in her batgirl outfit

Xander: see i told you to slow down.

Babs: sorry

Diana then went to Zee.
Zee: You can call me the mysterious, the fabulous, the awe-inspring... Zatanna!

she used her magic and changed her outfit into a magician's outfit.

Zatanna: I can turn a red hearty black. Ever seen a jumping jack? Go ahead, check behind your ear.

Diana checks behind her ear and saw that there was a card there.

Diana: What sorcery is this? I have seen enough. Though you possess great quantities of style, you must learn to channel your magic into a cause. Our cause. And I am afraid this uniform will not suffice. Think of another.

Zee was shocked at what Diana said.

Xander: ouch

Babs: Try a cape.

Then Diana went to Karen as she was doing some work on her outfit. and she was started as she saw Diana as she tried to keep calm.

Diana: What can you do?

Karen: I can, um... I'm still sort of working out the kinks.

she pressed a few keys and then she shrank and then her wings started to buzz.

Karen: Oh, the wings aren't supposed to buzz like that. I'm
working on rocket launchers, but they malfunction. The whole thing is all messed up. I wanted to be big and strong, so people would notice me, but... my growth tech backfired, and now I'm even smaller and more invisible than before. I should just go home.

Diana then picked her up with her hand and looked at her.

Diana: You possess far more strength than you know. You
simply lack confidence, little Bumblebee.

Karen: I actually prefer the indestructible, gamma phase,
1000 k-

Diana: Bumblebee.

Babs: Trust me, it's way better.

then Diana went to Kara.

Diana: And you, we've seen your incredible strength. Is there
anything more you have to offer?

Kara: [scoff] Not to you. I'm no hero, "Princess." That racket is for chumps.

Diana: You could be the greatest hero the world of Man has ever known. You simply lack proper motivation!

Xander: 'yeah kinda reminds me with my uncle vergil'

She grabbed Babs and threw her as you all gasped at what she just did and then Kara took noticed and changed and flew after Babs as she was about to fall to her death.

Jessica: have you lost your mind?

Xander: Wait look.

You and the girls see Kara as she was flying as she has Babs in her arms.

Kara: Okay, fine. I am a super hero, all right. *scoff* So what?

Babs: *gasp* Again! Again, again, again!

Then Diana went through Xander.

Diana: what can you do xander 'Redgrave' sparda

Xander: *sigh* so I can do this

Then xander raised his fist activating his devil trigger

(Ignore rebellion)

Then the girls were shocked while Karen passed out then he deactivate his devil trigger

Xander: well that form might be scary but it consumes a lot of stamina and I never fight demons bare handed so I use my trusty ol sword new rebellion

Diana: okay I heard enough. So how shall you be known?

Xander: how about omega?

Diana: why omega?

Xander: because no one can kill me

(Well that makes no sense)

Babs: well how about a costume

Xander: I don't know I usually wear my red coat

Timeskip

Then you and the girls are now in a junk yard as
Zee now has a new outfit.

Zatanna: Ugh, I conjured a new outfit to hang out in a junkyard?

Babs: Shh. She knows what she's doing.

Diana: Soldiers! Our mission is to save the world of Man.

Babs: That's right.

Diana: In order to do this...

Babs: Preach, sister!

Diana:...we must learn to save...

Babs: Whoo-hoo.

Diana: ...man himself.

She pointed at a bunch of mannequins that look like women.

Karen: Um, I think those are ladies.

Diana threw a hubcap at a pile of cars making it about to fall on the mannequins as you and the girls gasped but Diana ran to them and grabbed them as she jumped and dodge the falling cars as she stands on the pile.

Diana: And now, it is your turn.

(I'm gonna skip the training scenes bcuz the author is lazy as fuk)

Babs: Normal teenager lesson number four. Pop culture.

Zatanna: [groan] Culture? Is she kidding?

Babs: [gasp] O-M... No way! It's the super-rare Batman giant super-special with limited edition pull-out Batman poster. I would kill for this.

Diana : Have you learned nothing? We must protect the
innocent, not engage in needless slaughter over material goods.

Jessica: Diana, it's just an expression.

Xander: yeah she doesn't mean that right babs?

Jessica: xander's right. It's a figure of speech. For instance,
if you are hungry, you might say, "I'd kill for a burrito."

She pointed at a burrito stand.

Jessica: Go on you try.

Diana took a deep breath and quickly went to the burrito
stand.

Diana: I will kill you for a burrito!

it scared the vendor as he ran away from her.

Diana: *holds out some money* Accept my payment or PERISH!

Then you and the girls gasped and follow diana

(Scene change)

Then Babs had her feet in a foot bath.

Babs: Normal teenager lesson number 26. Uh, what are we doing again?

Zatanna: Pampering ourselves. Isn't it relaxing? An important part of being a teenage girl is taking care of yourself.

The girls were getting their nails done as you and Kara were sitting on a couch as spa employees were trying to
get Diana's nails done..

Diana: And, in the world of Man, the toe-nail is the point of focus?

Zee: Precisely. Isn't this fun?

Spa employee: Such enormous calluses.

Diana: Ugh!

Spa employee: Time for the big gun.

She pulled out a foot sander.

Diana: WEAPON!

she pulled out her lasso and started to chase the spa employees as you took noticed and chased her along with the other girls as kara came to see what will happen.

(Another scene change)

You and the girls were now at the junkyard

Xander: okay I just wanna tell you that you're 100% officially failed

Kara: jeez ya think

Xander: hey have a little faith I'm sure you can pull it off

And then some demon carrying scythes appear out of nowhere and stabbed xander

The girls: XANDER!!!

but the girls hear laughing as xander release his powers making the demons flung back as the girls was shocked because he was still stabbed

Xander: damn it you guys totaly wreck my clothes you know it's hard to stich the holes as well as cleaning the blood

Timeskip

Xander was standing on the pile of demons.

Xander: damn it my mom's gonna kill me for this

While the girls are still shocked as they shrugged it off

Babs: now I know your gonna be omega

(One last scene change)

You and the girls are now in a movie theatre as you all were now watching a movie except
Kara as she was sleeping.

Babs: Normal teenager lesson number 86... Romance.

Aiden: I never wanted to love her, Alexandra. But she's the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me, ever. So, why hasn't Caitlyn texted me?

Kara: [snoring]

Alexandra: She just needs time, Aiden. It's only been two days. If she texts after three days, that's irrevocable love.

Diana: What is happening?

Karen: Aiden just realized he can't live without Caitlyn. But
Alexandra is telling him that Caitlyn won't text until tomorrow, because that's exactly what Michael didn't do to her when they broke up. And, isn't it all just so sad and
beautiful?

Diana: Teenage males are very confusing.

Jessica, Babs, Karen, Zatanna: Tell me about it!

Then they feel a M E N A C I N G aura as they saw xander releasing his aura

Jessica: uhh except you xander

Xander: thanks

Then xander stopped releasing his aura making the girls breathe smoothly

Caitlyn was looking through a window but then Aiden
came through the door

Aiden: Caitlyn!

She looked as she took her glasses off as Aiden came to
her.

Aiden: You will be mine, Caitlyn. Forever.

Diana: Beware, Caitlyn! Aiden attacks! *pulls out her sword*

Then she started to charge at the screen but you came and grabbed her by the waist and held her down.

Xander: Diana, it's just a movie it's not real.

But you were unaware that Diana was blushing so hard
that an imaginary volcano appeared on her head as it
erupted lava.

Then the girls got a bit jealous at that after the movie ended you all came out.

Kara: She is just not getting it, you guys.

Babs: No! I am not giving up on this team. There's got to be some place to loosen up an uptight warrior princess.

Karen: Oh, I know.

You all were now in the piers as you were at the carnival
as you were playing skee ball as kare tried to roll the ball
she broke one of the games. Diana tried a slice of pizza
but the cheese stretch as she tried to catch it but only to
get tangled in it and you all began to laugh at it. Then
Babs and Diana started dancing to music played by a
musician as you joined her and you all rode a rollercoaster and there was a photo booth and Diana was pushed in it by Diana as it took a few pictures as the finalb picture was with you and the girls together.

Meanwhile At lexcorp
there was a figure typing on a computer as it was putting
a program into an army of demolition robots.

Peace out bois

(I know this meme suck bcuz I made it)