NOTES: I SAW OTHER PEOPLE DOING THIS AND IT WAS AMAZING, SOOOOOO

Superman: *Actually succeeds at something* PRAISE JESUS I DIDNT SCREW UP.

Batman: Hey, I didn't sign up for moving. This was not part of the deal. *Me, when my mom said to get out of the car when she promised me I could stay in it.*

Wonder Woman: WELL SCREW YOU, THEN. *Me playing Star Wars Battlefront, like, all the time.*

The Flash: I'll give you a dive second head start to get away. GO. *Me, after my brother broke made me mess up the inking on my drawing.*

Green Arrow: Aim for the head. Not like there's anything in there, anyway. *Me, as I explain how to play any sort of shooting game*

The Joker: Yep, it's all fun and games until someone falls off the trampoline. *What I say after my friend does a flip, and falls off the trampoline like a boss.*

Harley Quinn: If you even THINK about eating the pizza in the fridge, I will stab you with a fork. *Me to my brother*

Oswald Cobblepot: *entire family starts arguing* *puts headphones on, and slowly backs out of room* Nope.

The Riddler: Why did I get up, again? *Me af, everyday*

Poison Ivy: I have a headache, and everything hurts, but otherwise I'm good. *Me after any family gathering*

Catwoman: I will freaking scratch your eyes out, you twat. *Me to most humans*