Tim: *burns mouth on his coffee*

Dick: Dude, are you ok?

Tim: *deadpan* the pain wakes me up in the morning, the taste is just a side effect

Credit: I'm like 90% sure I was the one to say this one morning waiting for my friends to come into the school

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Tim: I once mixed Monster and coffee together and drank it, then had about 50 pixie sticks, had a 20 minute nap, and somehow didn't die.

Dick: dude why would you think that is ok?

Tim: *without hesitation* I had finals that day

Credit: JoshDunBrendonUrie said this to me either last year or the year before during finals week

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Dick: "I'M WONDER WOMAN!" *Chucks a headband across the hall and hits Damian*

Credit: biggestdivergentfan for writing this down (she made an ongoing list of stupid stuff the guys in our friend group say)

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Tim (yes, again): OH MY GOD WHERE IS MY PHONE *while on facetime*

Credit: same as above

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Steph: Hey Bruce, can one make a psychological profile of someone based on a playlist?

Bruce: Most likely, why?

Steph: Just curious

Credit: a lovely text conversation between HelloSweetie35 and myself the other day

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I hoped you enjoyed my lovely friend group and our craziness. Most of us are theater kids, which kinda explains most of these...😂