King Yama: And not just any mahogany, its mahogany from the planet Malchior 7 where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire! From these trees this desk was forged 2000 years ago using ancient blood rituals of the Malchior people not only does this make my desk indestructible but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself. Also its a very fine material very expensive

Kami: Ok...

King Yama: Mahogany