A/N: I do not own most of these. I'll tell you which ones I made.

Seonghwa: don't catch a cold

Ari: *sneezes*

Seonghwa, throwing blankets: WHAT PART OF DON'T CATCH A COLD DON'T YOU GET

Yeosang:  every time I'm around Ari, my pulse increases, my breath shortens, and my temperature skyrockets

Yeosang:  I think I'm allergic to her

Wooyoung:  oh boy

Mingi:  I'm tired of hearing Ari complaining about "that time of the month." Yes it's painful, yes you get weird cravings, but you get to be a werewolf until the moon goes down

Mingi:

Mingi:  I've just been informed by Hongjoong and Seonghwa that that's not the time of the month she's referring to

Ari:  ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary friends, we've all heard of hot girl summer, but what about cute boy winter?

Ari:  *gestures to Yeosang*

Yeosang with sweater paws:  hi *waves*

ATEEZ:  *acting like crackheads*

Ari:  *walks in the door*

Ari:  *sees the dorm is trashed*

99z and Jongho:  *chanting demonically*

Matz:  *trying to break free of their rope cuffs*

Matz:  *about to be sacrificed*

Ari:  and this is why we never leave children alone and unsupervised

| I made this one |

Ari, jumping out of the closet:  BOO!

Hongjoong:

Ari:

Hongjoong:

Ari:  :(

Hongjoong:  oh no! you scared me!

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Ari:  thanks dad

Hongjoong:

ATEEZ:

Ari:  what?

Yunho:  you just called Hongjoong dad. you said "thanks dad"

Ari:  no I didn't! I said "thanks man"

Hongjoong:  do you see me as a father figure, Ari?

Ari:  no! if anything I see you as a bother figure, cause you're always bothering me!

Seonghwa:  hey! show your father some respect

Ari:  oppa!

Hongjoong, Seonghwa, Yunho, Yeosang, San, Mingi, Wooyoung:  *turn their heads at the speed of light*

Any of the boys:  I have a new hoodie

Ari:  we have a new hoodie

San:  hey, do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Jongho:  you're a hazard to society

Ari and Wooyoung:  and a coward, do 20

Ari:  truth or dare?

Hongjoong:  truth

Ari:  how many hours have you slept this week?

Hongjoong:  dare

Ari:  go to bed

Hongjoong:  I don't like this game

Yeosang:  one time, I had a crush on this girl at the company, so I sent her a note that said "get out of my company"

Hongjoong, Seonghwa, Yunho:

San, Mingi, Wooyoung, Jongho:

Ari:  that was you?!

Matz:  Ari, who's your favorite oppa?

Ari, without hesitation:  Bang Chan

Jongho:  *smirks*

99z:  *howling in animalistic laughter*

Matz:  *shook*

Ari:  in my defense, you weren't specific enough with your question

Ari:  how was I supposed to know I had to choose between the two of you?

| I made this one |

Wooyoung:  you've been giving Ari a lot of attention lately

Yeosang:  she's sick

Wooyoung:  I'm sick too

Yeosang:  go to a hospital then

Ari, Felix, Bang Chan:  *using Aussie lingo*

Stray Kids:  eh, this is normal

ATEEZ:  wtf kind of language are they speaking in?

| I made this one |

Ari:  every time I'm confronted with a problem when I feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of us together

ATEEZ:  aww

Ari:  and I think to myself; if I can survive living with those idiots, I can handle every problem that comes my way

ATEEZ:

Mingi:  that's so sweet omg

Ari:  don't break someone's heart, they only have one

Jongho:  yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those

Ari:  Jongho, no

Ari:  Hongjoong oppa really can't be good at EVERYTHING. Maybe he's a bad kisser or something?

Seonghwa:  no he's good at that too

Ari:  oh I see

Ari:

Ari:  wait

Published:  1/27/2022
Reuploaded:  8/19/2022

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