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     REN:  When my parents skipped out on
      me, they did me a favour. They gave me
      a gift.

     USOPP:  Was it a bike?

     REN:  What? No. It's this hard outer shell
      I use to deflect pain and sadness.

     USOPP:  Mmm... bike would've been better.

     LUFFY:  If I die, my funeral is gonna be
     the biggest party ever, and you're all invited!

     NAMI:  " If "

     BUGGY:  Great, the only party I've ever
     been invited to and he might not even die.

     ZORO:  First rule of battle, Sanji, don't
     ever let them know where you are.

     LUFFY:  *Sprinting in front of them*

     SANJI:  ...

     LUFFY:  YOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE!
     I'M RIGHT HERE!

     ZORO:  Course, there are other schools
      of thought.

     SANJI:  Nami, truth or dare?

     NAMI:  Dare.

     SANJI:  I dare you to kiss the prettiest
     girl on this ship.

     SANJI:  and notice I said 'girl' because,
     let's be honest, I'd smoke all you bitches.

     ZORO:  Imagine stabbing someone with
this knife.

     NAMI:  It would instantly cauterise the
    wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so
it's not very useful.

     REN:  If you want information it is.

     ROBIN:  And above, in order, we see a
     Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin.

     LUFFY:  Why would you stab a PERSON
when you can have TOAST?

     ROBIN:  And there's the Hufflepuff.

     USOPP:  Is anyone else scared?

     REN:  Not really. I've already lived longer
      than I expected.

     BUGGY:  I also gotta say this new-found
     heroism is making me attracted to you.

     HIRO:  Shut up.

     BUGGY:  No, seriously. Do you wanna just
     try making out for a sec? Just to see how
     it feels.

     REN:  You know, in another lifetime
      you and I would've made a hot couple.

     ZORO:  Agreed.

     SANJI:  What's your greatest weakness?

     ZORO:  I'm uncooperative.

     SANJI:  Give me an example?

     ZORO:  No.

     REN:  How do I stop my finger from
      bleeding?

     NAMI:  Put some pressure on it.

     REN, TO HER FINGER:  You better stop
     fucking bleeding or I swear I'll just cut the
     rest of you off—

     LUFFY:  What's going on?

     ZORO:  Usopp may have died.

     REN:  Usopp MAY have died?

     SANJI:  We're looking into it.

     NAMI:  Rich people should get robbed
      at least once a week.

     LUFFY:  Why?

     NAMI:  Builds character.

     ZORO:  I'll be fine.

     USOPP:  You won't! You've been stabbed!

     ZORO:  I've been stabbed before—

     REN:  You don't build up an immunity
     to stab wounds, Zoro.

     SANJI:  So... do you like Nami?

     REN:  I don't know. What does that even
     mean? Do I think about her constantly? Yes.
   Has she made me smile? Yes. Does she
     smell like tangerines? Of course! But do I
     like her? ...I don't know.

     LUFFY:  I have an idea!

     ZORO:  A good one?

     NAMI:  Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

     LUFFY:  I haven't made any really bad
  decisions lately and life is getting boring.

     REN:  Luffy, I am begging you, please
  keep your life boring.

     REN:  What did you do?

     LUFFY:  Alright, I'll tell you, but you can't
  get mad at me...

     REN:  What did you do?!

     LUFFY:  Okay, first, I was minding my own
     business—

     REN:  *Slams hand on the table*

     REN:  BULLSHIT!

     LUFFY:  I WAS!

     ZORO:  I know your deflecting by making
  jokes about how hot you are.

     SANJI, WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES: 
     It's not a joke, I'm legit a snack.

     KAYA:  So, your a pirate?

     USOPP:  Uhh, No...

     LUFFY:  Yes, we're pirates.

     NAMI:  WE'RE NOT PIRATES!

     LUFFY:  But—

     NAMI:  JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M
  NOT A PIRATE ALRIGHT?!?!!

     SANJI:  *Flirts with Nami*

     SANJI:  And what would you like?

     REN:  To stab your eyes out—

     ZORO:  She'll have a water.

     REN:  Did Nami just tell me she loved me
  for the first time?

     ZORO:  Yep.

     REN:  And did I just finger guns back..?

     SANJI:  Yeah, you did.

     YOUNG BUGGY:  I wouldn't die for you.

     YOUNG HIRO:  Well, I wouldn't die for
you either.

     YOUNG BUGGY:  Good.

     YOUNG HIRO:  Fantastic.

     YOUNG SHANKS, FROM ACROSS
     THE SHIP:  Guys... what the fuck?!

     NAMI:  Now I can't eat this, it's far too hot.

     REN:  You're far too hot, yet I still manage.

     NAMI:  Um—

     SANJI:  *Giving Ren a thumbs up*

     ZORO:  That's it, I'm leaving for good.

━ AUTHORS NOTE. 🗒 ━━━━━
this is my first time doing one of these
and it was purely for my (and hopefully
your) entertainment... i had a good laugh
at this with my droopy, fuzzy, sleep
deprived brain.

also, what do we think of the little
character gifs? i'm kinda in love with
how they turned out. alright, that's all
for now, bye bye !!