Btw, everything is platonic! Remember, they're supposed to be toddlers, and small children don't really understand how things work. Pls, don't be weird about it or think that I'm being weird about their friendship. I just thought that this would be adorable.

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Tubbo liked daycare. He liked his friends. He liked the food. He liked the toys. He liked daycare.

Tubbo also liked rocks. Shiny rocks, weird-shaped rocks, all sorts of rocks. Rocks were great.

Tubbo also really liked bees. Bees are great.

Tubbo liked all sorts of things.

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Ranboo was fairly new to town. He's very shy, so he didn't expect to make many friends if any.

But he's happy. He has somehow made friends with everyone in the daycare, even with the big kids! He's very happy!

His closest friends, though, had to be Tommy and Tubbo. Especially Tubbo. The two got along very well.

Ranboo liked Tubbo. He liked the way he talked. He liked the tiny little horns that come from his head (mostly because Ranboo also has horns and it makes him a little less self-conscious about them). He liked that he was super duper smart. Seriously, he was able to do 5 + 5! 5 + 5! He was super super duper smart!

But how was he going to tell Tubbo how much he liked him?

Hmm...

Wait, his momma liked his mommy so much that she married her! And they wear rings with rocks on them! That's perfect! Tubbo loves rocks!

So during playtime, Ranboo went outside and grabbed the prettiest rock he could find. It was blue! Blue! That must mean it was a diamond, right?

Ranboo waddled over to Tubbo, holding his pretty blue rock. "Hi, Bo!"

Tubbo smiled. "Hi, Boo!"

"Look! I have a rock!" Ranboo said as he showed Tubbo his rock. "It's blue!"

Tubbo gasped. "Pretty rock!!!"

"You can have the rock!" Ranboo said.

Tubbo gasped. "Really!!!!"

Ranboo nodded. "Yeah! But only if you be my wife."

Tubbo frowned. "But...I don' wanna be a wife! Why don' you be the wife?"

Ranboo pouted. "Fine, I'll be the wife!"

Tubbo smiled as he took the rock. "Yay! Thank you Boo!"

The two toddlers stood there for a minute.

Wait...

"What do wives even do???" Ranboo asked.

Hmm...

"Um...my momma cooks and cleans, and she's a wife!" Tubbo said.

Ranboo pouted. "But I don' wanna cook and clean!"

"What does your momma do then?" The younger asked.

"Hmm...well, my momma holds my mommy's hand, and they're both wives." The older replied.

"Oh. Okay then." Tubbo said as he held Ranboo's hand. "There! Now we're married!"

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"Phiiiiiil!" Tommy whined as he waddled towards the adult. "Bo and Boo won' play with me!"

Phil frowned as he crouched down. "Oh? Why won't they play with you?"

"They said they were married!" The toddler whined. "Phil, can you tell them to stop being married?"

Phil furrowed his brow as he looked up towards the play area. He spotted Tubbo and Ranboo, who seemed to be playing house. Ranboo was holding a baby doll while Tubbo was making a burger out of plastic play food (or, was trying to, at least. He got very frustrated when he couldn't hold two pieces of food at once because he refused to set his rock down).

Phil hummed. "Well, how about you let them play by themselves for a bit, alright Toms?"

Tommy pouted. "But I wanna play with them now!"

Phil sighed as he turned to his coworker. "Kristin, you're a child whisperer, can you calm him down?"

Kristin giggled as she crouched down beside Phil. "Tommy, how about you play with Techno for a bit, alright?"

Tommy nodded. "Okay, Miss Trixtin!"

As Tommy waddled away, Phil gaped at his coworker. "Wha—!? How—!?"

Kristin giggled. "He listens to girls better than boys. Even with the older kids."

"...huh..."

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603 words

Sorry, I forgot to add the word count to the last chapter. Didn't really add anything tho

Also, think of these chapters kinda like episodes of SpongeBob. There's no real overarching storyline, so you can read these chapters in any order you want and won't really miss anything. Each of these chapters is like a day in the daycare with their own shenanigans, but then the children forget all about the previous chapter's shenanigans.

Also, the next chapter is a Techno-centric chapter, I swear. I just REALLY wanted to make a baby Beeduo platonic marriage.