〝 you're such a tease ! 〞

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I often hear this when I'm with the ladies. . .

I wonder why they think I'm a tease-

* thinking face *

Hmm. . .what do you guys think?

* wiggles my eyebrows *

* random clip of Dawn beginning to take her shirt off in the background *
* the clip than freezes *

Hmm, I hope that doesn't make this book go down in the sea of broken dreams.

* giggles *
* turns around to see the clip frozen *

Wait. . .fuck! THE INTERNET CONNECTION WENT DOWN!

Get it back up, damn it! * runs off the stage towards the mechanics *

. . .we can't get it back up, sadly.

* sighs *

Oh well, maybe we can get a close up of Kate Upton's chest pillows-

Man in the background: CUT!

Wait, no! We're not cutting! We need to slip in a picture of Kate Upton's boo-

* roll the credits *