"ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴋɪss ᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴅɪᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ!"

That's right, I have a bit of a fetish when it comes to gals who have been involved with Disney...don't judge me. Pfffttt, what am I talking about?

Anyways, if you idiots know the song lyrics above...you know that I scored a date with ℱREAKING

               ⅅℰℳⅈ ℒᗅᏉᗅᝨᝪ!!

The third best singer EVER!! Might I say she is pretty hot? And her damn thighs...

*drools a little, quickly wiping it away*

Anyways...the date went surprisingly better than the one I had with Selena. No shark was involved...unfortunately. We watched a horror movie at the theater...though I'm ashamed it went was in reverse than I had originally planned. I was the one that got scared...heh...

*embarrassed*

Ahem, anyways...man, I'm saying that word quite frequently...whoops, we're getting off track.

After the movie, we went all over New York. Even went to see a Beyoncé concert that was going on. Though we got kicked out before we could go see her-

Sadness...

We found a pretty cool small restaurant near the beach! They had the most amazing sea food! Though I did find out I'm allergic to shellfish then and there...fück.

After that small incident I took her back to her hotel room where she was staying at...unfortunately nothing happened, but hey, I blame the shellfish.

AND THAT, MY LITTLE CHIMICHANGA CHILDREN WAS HOW ME AND DEMI'S DATE WENT DOWN!!

NOW I MUST GO AND GET CJ ON THE WATER TO SAIL!!!

*mounts my unicorn and rides off into the sunset*