As someone who cusses I'm trying hard to avoid it. Sorry I kinda forgot this thing existed. If you have any expectations please tell me! I want to write something people want to read!

Juniper and I met out side. I was super confused but since Juniper was here I wasn't worried. It can't get worse from here, right?

Anyway, she walks over and hands her bag to the emo kid and says "Look I was going to take a bath and listen to an audiobook and relax. You didn't have to come she was fine and we had TWO days left. So since you ruined my evening you can carry the bag. Ambrosia in the back pocket for Stoll over there."

He began to retort and she walks away with a slight stomp over to the side of the house.

I decided to follow her lead. I dump my bags at the feet of the boy and follow her.

"Where are we going?" I question.

"Somewhere safer." I didn't really know what she meant but then again I wasn't really processing information at the moment. If she told me anything else I may explode. We walk around the house to the side. There is a water spout pointing to the ground.

Juniper turned the water on and held her fingers to it so the water came out misty. I backed away and scowled. I did not like to get wet. No particular reason I can think of. She pulled out something shiny. A coin. It looked like gold. She threw it into the water and it disappeared.

This was around the time I started questioning my choice in friends. At the same time however, I realized I had great taste if I picked someone magical with hot friends.

"Oh goddess Iris, accept my offering and show me Chiron at Camp Half Blood." The mist shimmered to reveal an old man in a wheel chair. I tried to follow what they said but they were speaking another language. She  quickly turned off the water and the Magic-Video-Call disappeared

Sky boy smirked, having materialized next to me. It would have been cool if he actually did, but I suspected he walked while I wasn't staring at his pretty eyes. "Pretty cool huh." He put an arm around my shoulder.

I was thankful for my dark complection, as it concealed the blush from the contact.  Glaring at him, I growl, "don't touch me."

He quickly dropped his arm and looked slightly disappointed. My heart ached, seeing him look sad. I was tempted to wrap him in a blanket, give him a pair of earmuffs, and keep his sky eyes hidden from the world. Despite the mischievous glint in his eyes they still held innocence.

Black-haired guy, whose name I already forgot, came over. "Come on. Juniper are you staying to look for more?" She shook her head no. The way he said it was kind of objectifying. I glared at him.

"She's the last one."  She put a hand on my shoulder and Nico grabbed her's. Sky boy grabbed my hand and befire I shook it away, our surroundings disappeared. Panic coursed through me and we appeared somewhere else. I gasp at the landscape before me.

"Welcome to Camp Half-Blood, Queen." Juniper says with a smirk as Sky Boy released my hand.

I inhale deeply. "Juni. You have a whole lost to explain." She laughs at that.

"All in due time trust me. Now come on. There's so much to show you!" She grabs my fore arm and leads me to a road house in pretty good condition.

"We should introduce you to Chiron first." She drops my arm and knocks on the door. It swings open to reveal-

A kid. He was tall and had bright gold hair. He was tanned and had freckles covering his face. He looked exhausted, bags under his eyes. Then he glanced behind us to the boys and his smile grew large.

"Nico!" He runs to the goth boy. Nico drops the bags as the male picked him up and twirled him in the air. Nico turned bright red.

"Put me down Solace!" He couldn't even muster the ability to sound mad. He tried to hold back a smile.

"I missed you too death boy." The boy laughs. He sets Nico down and pulled him into a tight hug. Juniper clears her throat, making me tear my eyes from the adorable couple. I want a relationship like that. Maybe Sky Boy can twirl me in the air, but I doubt he could lift me.

"Come on we should go. Thanks Nico!" She calls before taking me inside. We walked into a room with a ping pong table in the middle. It was rather disappointing compared to the glory that had been outside.

"Seriously Juni. Help me out here." I say exasperated. My head was spinning. First the boy with the sword, then the gryffins, teleportation, now this amazing place? I'm most likely dreaming. But man it'd be nice to get away from the foster home. I would love to stay here. And, you know magic stuff would be nice.

She sits on a couch near the ping pong table. "Trust me queen. It will all make sense soon enough." I sincerely doubted that statement, but as long as I get a sword I donct mind. I sit next to her and wait.

Sky boy entered and sat next to me. "So I don't think we were formally introduced?"

Juniper rolls her eyes. "Leave her alone Conner."

"Conner ey? Call me Queen, everyone does." He does a dramatic bow at this.

"Call me humble servant, I will do you bidding." I had to ignore how adorable he looked.

"My first command is you stop speaking to me." I declare in a sarcastic voice.

He laughs. "Sorry no can do your majesty. I best be off for now, I have duties to attend to." Hr does another deep bow before leaving. 

Juniper rolls her eyes. "I swear to gods-" she was cut off my a tall figure entering the room. As the light shone on him I give a shriek. A string of profanities that should not be repeated leaves my mouth and the man frowns. Can I even call him a man? He wore only a short sleeved shirt. The only thing covering his bottom was fur.

"Your a horse!" I shriek, pointing. He sighs a bit.

"That I am. Though must you be rude about it?" His tone said he was joking and I take a deep breath. I can't decide what so far has been the weirdest.

"S-Sorry b-but-" I trail off, looking him up and down.

"Juniper, show her the orientation film please." He sighed and left the room in defeat. He looked so tired that I nearly wasn't mad for him handing me off as someone elses work. She nods and walks to a small old fashion television to turn it on before following him out.

🔲Time skip brought to you by Nico, who doesn't want anyone who doesn't have to to endure this torture🔲

Horrified. That's how I felt when the weirdo started singing, dancing, reciting poems, and hula hooping on the television.

Hope. When I only had an hour left.

Defeat. When that turns out to be a glitch and I have another 3 hours.

It was evening by time it was finally over and I have never been happier. Not only was I a magic half god. But it was over. Juniper comes in with an apologetic look.

"I hate you. I hate you so much. How dare you purge my eyeballs with this terrifying production." I sigh. She laughs a bit.

"Did it at least get the point across?" I nod a bit.

"Yeah yeah bit when do I get my sword?" I grinned

"Tommorow. Now you need sleep. You know where your staying yeah?" I stood and picked up the jacket I discarded about halfway through the show.

"H guy cabin. For this weary traveler." I put it in air quotes like the guy on the TV did. She nods as I pick up my bags. "So who's your god parent thing." I hum, throwing the bag onto my back.

"Actually, I'm a nymph. The satry's are all, ehm, busy. So they sent us to do the collecting of new demigods." I nod with a small frown.

"But your not green-?" She laughs at that.

"No. No I'm not green. I've been away from my tree so long the pigment faded." As little sense that made, I shrug as she leads me to the place I'll stay until I'm claimed. I open the door, and my eyes lock with Sky Boy.

Heyheyhey not bad! A decent sized chapter! Great!

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