~Raven's POV~

"Wow this is amazing" Kenzie and I start to laugh at the brownies we found "I mean...wow"

"I know" agreeing "it's like we are on thin air" standing up, I sway from one side to another holding my arms out "oh my god!"

We hear more screaming from the human Edward was with "I have questions for her!" The human yells

"Ooh!" Kenzie asks "I wonder if their talking about you?" Taking my hand as we go over "let's go see" the doors open and everyone looks our way as we smile before bursting out laughing "someones calling for us!"

I snort giggling "You said someones"

"Did I did" she agrees laughing, leaning on me as we stumble into the room.

"What is wrong with them?" Someone asks

"You!" The human points at me

I waving my hand before pointing to her "You!"

"Oh!" The human waves the plastic baggie with the brownies "eat these you should eat these" she waves in front of the humans face.

"No thanks" she mutters at Kenzie before looking at me "How long have you and Edward been"

"Fucking?" I ask before bursting out laughing "months"

"Months?!" She screeches

"Oh my god!" Kenzie laughs "Look at me! I'm the pathetic blandless human crying! Wah wah!" She motions crying like a baby, I grab my gut laughing as we both fall to the floor in a fit of laughter.

"Are those two high?" Someone asks

"They have to be" someone else agrees and Kenzie belches loudly, we are silent before bursting our laughing.

"I want to know" the human demands "Raven? Is it?"

"Oh my god" I wave my hands around "there are birdies everywhere" I watch as black birds fly all around us.

"There isn't a chance you'll get a straight answer from her" someone says to her "those two ate pot brownies"

"Alec" someone orders "Demetri, take these two to the upper guard suite and make sure they stay put"

Just then I'm in the air "Wheee!" I giggle throwing my arms back before sneezing.

"I'm flying!" Kenzie laughs

"Bye bye" waving my hand to Edward, when we are in one room we see more vampires "Oh my god! More vampires!"

"That's a funny word" Kenzie laughs "vampires"

"Vampires" we both say over and over laughing

"Why" one of them asks "do you have two humans who are high?"

"The one in Alec's arms may be his biological child" someone says and I belch loudly, Kenzie starts to laugh then me. I'm set down next to her and we tumble to the floor.

"Look!" She says "I'm a worm!"

"The kings want you to make sure they don't go anywhere" Someone says and we go around the floor, Kenzie then farts.

"Your hair tastes so good" Kenzie puts my hair in her mouth.

"Yah!" I throw my hands up in the air "it's so hot in here" standing up, I unbutton my jeans before slipping them down.

"Should we stop her?" Someone asks

"If we don't Alec may kill us" someone agrees and I don't care.

"It's hot in here!" I complain

"Oh my god!"  Kenzie stands up "it's getting hot in here!"

"So take off all your clothes!" We sing together as I have my darkness take off my clothes.

"Me next!" Kenzie throws her hands up as she takes off her clothes.

"Come on" we go to leave but someone stops us

"Sorry girls" he says "but you both are naked and"

I use my darkness powers to move him and we start to run around the place. We hear curses when we leave.

~Alec's POV~

Apparently the human and Cullens are heading back to Forks, but we are to accompany them for the DNA test but also to oversee the turning of the human.

When I go to the upper guard suite with Demetri, Felix and Jane we find Kenzie and Raven running towards us naked. We then see Santiago and Afton tackle them to the ground "You caught us!" Kenzie smiles wrapping her legs around Santiago

"Ahem" I clear my throat, they look up or the guys do and they curse.

"Hey Alec" Afton laughs as he stands up "um, funny story"

"What story is that?" Felix growls covering my maybe daughter with his cloak and Santiago uses one of the cloaks he brought to cover the other human.

"They took off their clothes off" Santiago holds onto the one human as Raven spins around "and ran"

"You couldn't catch up to them?" Jane asks

"He's really big!" Kenzie points to Felix "Raven! I wonder how big his cock is? It must be massive!"

Raven stops before vomiting into a vase "You couldn't catch them?" I ask "your supposed to have very fast speed"

"Your daughter" Santiago says "has the same petrifying mist like you"

"She does?" Jane asks "why do I smell multiple scents come from her?"

"She fucked four of the lower guards" Santiago says as he falls along with Afton when we see black mist surrounds them.

"Come on!" Raven grabs Kenzie's arm before they run off and the black mist goes to them. We watch them then a corner as Afton and Santiago both stand.

"We tag out!" Afton exclaims to me

Pointing his finger at me, Santiago growls "She came from your loins, you get her" I roll my eyes at these two.

"Where did they go?" I demand from Demetri, we then hear moaning and I growl along with Felix—why is he growling?—and we run off to the moaning and find a few of the lower guards fucking Raven.

We rip them off of Raven who boos "Hey! I was about to fuck them!"

"Come with me" I pick her up, throwing her over my shoulder as Felix grabs the other human and we bring them back to the upper guard suite "stay" I order pointing to them but their both fast asleep.