You were walking down the street and walking to that beat when you heard a weird rolling noise. Turning around, you saw Dat Boi. Your eyes widened as you noticed him start to approach you. "Oh shit, waddup," he said. You stared into his beautiful black is. "Is this what love feels like?" you muttered. Dat Boi ignored your comment and held out his green webbed-hand. You took it and he pulled you on his unicycle with his strong frog limbs. He started rolling down the street with you, and your heart pounded. You realized he was taking you to your house. When you got there, Dat Boi busted through the window, saying "Oh shit, waddup." Your mom saw you and looked very displeased. "Ew, get out," she said. Dat Boi ignored and carried you to your room. He took off his pants and revealed his penis to you. His penis said "Hey it's ya boi skinny penis" and you were done for.

a/n: Kill me now I was this bored.