Oh boy,you don't how many books I read with this crap.The beautiful main character who thinks she's ugly wins all the boys hearts.Its a classic one,trust me.

I'll write you a story about Jane,a girl with brown hair because main characters always have brown hair and of course,the blonde girl will try to ruin her life.

Let's begin,shall we?

My name is Jane and I'm so ugly,pimples always have holidays on my rubbish face that will drag bullies to me.

My green orbs are disgusting,I despise them with all my heart.God,I feel sad for my parents,the have to see my hideous face everyday.

Oh wait,my parents don't exist anymore and I'll date Harry from one direction and he'll adopt me.

Anyway,today is my first day at school and I can't wait for the readers to die because of clinch.

"JANE!Its the first day of school,get up!"My mother yelled,I groaned,I thought she disappeared but she's back,yay.

I was glad that she was gone,she didn't have to see my ugly face again but now she's back,ugh,welcome to hell mom,hope you hate my face like you always did.

"Ok mom!"I replied,running down the stairs.Omg,let's time skip because Dashy is lazy to write more!

TIME SKIP

I took a deep breath and entered the school.Like every character out there,I'm 17.I'm too old!No boy will ever love me!

All my bad thought washed away as I saw him,the love of my life,the bad boy who will flirt with me everyday and pin me on the wall for no reason.

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That was amazing,right?Who doesn't love Jane?We all love Jane!Now,little sneak peak,the nerdy boy will fall in love with her and the boy who's a werewolf will rape her!

Omg so much drama,don't you LOVE it?!But oh no!Jane will treat the nerdy boy like crap and will go to all the bad boys and will soon marry Harry from one direction,wow.