you: i...have to tell you something

wooyoung: ...what is it?? don't tell me its something bad

you: its...its not bad. but it is serious...

wooyoung: ...

wooyoung: DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE PREGNANT

you: i...

wooyoung: SO YOU'RE PREGNANT

you: no, but i have a baby now. we have a baby now

wooyoung: what -- i'm confused

you: *brings out a cute fluffy puppy from behind*

wooyoung:

you: I ADOPTED A PUPPY.

wooyoung: NO WAY! oh my gosh I LOVE HIM ALREADY THANK YOU SO MUCH

you: I LOVE HIM TOO