san: heyy what's wrong??

you: bad freaking day at work oh my goooddd. i'm so drained and frustrated its not even funny

san: no no no, this is unacceptable. i will cheer you up with everything i've got 'cause i can never stand seeing you sad, peach.

you: nothing's gonna work

san: we'll see about that

san: how about this??

you: ...

san:

you: ...nahh

san: how...about this

you: i'm still not smiling -- wait, san --

san:

you: you're gonna get us kicked out of the library!!

san: but you're smiling NOW aren't ya ;))

you: OK OK i am. you caught me