Emma:

Regina poofs me into her office.

"HAEY!" I shout.

She simply smiles.

"Thanks Regina. Why am I here though?"

"Because Miss Swan. I need to know how you found the truest of true love."

I gulp. Hook is my true love? Wtf?

"Yeah uh what now?"

Apparently Hook is my true love. Wow. So much for Snowing being the best ship.

"You are being attacked by an invisible hell bay with beady eyes and devil horns because you have the lightest magic and the truest of love."

I don't follow. At all. All I can think of is, 'I wonder what's on Netflix.' And 'TRUE LOVE?'

"Miss Swan?"

"Yeah. Sorry. You'll have to ask hook about this."

She smiles demonically.

"Point me to him.  I'd be happy to have more than a few words with him."

I accidentally hit her with a blast of magic.

"OW!"

I laugh. Her face is bright red.

"Smell that Regina?"

"What?"

"Smoke from you're burn!"

She poofs me back to Killian. 😘.