( Blackheart pov)

I stood looking at my little lazari she was kneeling on the floor crying and growling lowly. I approached slowly not knowing what to expect.

" Lazari sweetie are you ok"

Lazari stood up slowly and looked at me.

Lazari: I'm .....HuNgRy!!!!

Then without warning lazari leapt at me pinning me down biting into my wrist. Then ripping out a huge slab of meat and eating it. After she finished she calmed down and looked at me in fear.

Lazari: oh no.... I did it again.

She went to the corner of her room and was knelling on the floor crying until I held her in my arms.

Lazari: daddy please leave me alone.......I don't wanna hurt you. Again, my mommy was right I am a monster.

I held lazari tightly I'm my arms this little girl was no monster.
She was just a little girl with a rough past.

" Lazari listen to me my sweet imp You are not a monster."

Lazari: b-but I hurt you again why aren't you mad?

I gently picked lazari up and sat on her bed then sat her in my lap.

" I can't be angry at you if you can't stop yourself when this side takes over. We all have those little things In us that we can't control."

Lazari: when I get like this I have to eat monsters or anything with demonic blood or residue.

" So if we were to get you a proxy body would it satisfy your needs.?"

Lazari: yeah but are you sure you want to do this?

I smiled under my mask at her and stood up with lazari in my arms And walked downstairs. As we come down the stairs our eyes were greeted with a nice sight.

Hall and Ann were holding hands on the couch. Lynx and ej were sitting with Jane keeping a certain perverted uncle of mine away from her. Cookie Duckz Scarlet and Slendrina were playing cards with masky and hoodie. Lily was busy flirting with father again which father was returning. And shard was playing videogames with Ben.

Sally was playing with her bear on the floor by lynx ej and Jane.
I smiled at that and headed to the front door.

Hall: hey Blackheart where are you and lazari going?

" She needs to feed so I'm taking her to hunt a proxy so she can eat."

Shard: ok pal be careful don't you dare get killed before our rematch, or I'll use your corpse as a punching bag.

" Ok shard I promise."

I said with a smile under my mask as me and lazari left.
Lazari hopped out of my arms and walked next to me.

We came back into the clearing where the behemoth attacked.
The crater from my abyssal darkness was still hot.

I noticed a small cave in the ground and told lazari to wait there. Lazari quickly obeyed and hid inside. Now all I had to do was one simple thing.

" Hey zalgo I'm here come on you want me dead don't you!?!?.
Come on send your proxies to attack me."

Then right on cue a portal opened and 20 zalgo proxies emerged from it. These ones looked different from the ones I fought before. They looked like humanoid reptile hybrids.

I looked over to lazari and saw that hungry look in her eyes.

" Only 20 this'll be over quickly."

I drew the sword that lazari Sally and Lulu found for me And charged. Hacking and slashing them apart into tiny little pieces.

Once all the proxies were dead lazari came out of the cubby hole. She walked over and sunk her teeth into the dead proxies arm. Once she was finished eating I quickly teleported to the store and got a cooler. I put some of the proxy flesh in the cooler.

I decided to take lazari out to the park to play. We went on the slide,monkey bars, and the tunnels. We were on the swings for a while. She asked me to push her on the swing which I did. We found a wood tower and climbed to the top.

Lazari: wow we can see everything from up here.

We stayed up there for a few hours until we heard a male yell.

Lazari: daddy can we go get some blood on us.?

" Hehe yes my little imp"

We followed the man's yells until they stop at a old house.

We walked in the house we looked around. the house was covered in blood. The blood was fresh this happened no more than five minutes ago. We entered the living room and it was dark. It seemed like it was empty until I saw a message on the wall. It was written in blood and it said he's an idiot.

???: Hello my new toy.

I looked up and saw a girl with red hair dressed in black and red.

Lazari: daddy are we in trouble?

???: Hehe looks like I'm going to have more fun tonight~.

She got up off the couch and pulled out a bloody machete.

" Who are you.?"

???: My name is Killing Kate.

I noticed father's proxy marks on her neck.
" Your one of my father's proxies correct."

K_kate: I'm slendermans proxy.

I let my tendrils loose and wrapped them around lazari.

Kate: wait are you going to the mansion?

" Yeah why.?"

Kate: could I maybe hitch a ride with you two.?

I gently wrapped a tendril around Kate and teleport to the mansion. Once we we're at the mansion I sat the cooler in the fridge for lazari. When we went into the living room and saw a very humorous sight.

When me lazari and Kate came in all attention fell on kate.
Then father teleported to behind us and picked Kate up upside down.

I smiled under my mask and left lazari so she could play with Sally. And have like a mini play date. I went up into my room to relax. I noticed Jane was on my bed chilling. I smiled under my mask as I layed in on my bed with Jane. Until Ben came through my tv.

Ben pov)

I was in the mood to prank everyone and I knew just how to annoy them. I saw masky hoodie and toby eating in the dining room. I smirk and come out of the tv.

" MYAA!!!!!"

I laughed my ass off as maskys face went in his cheesecake. I popped back in the tv and did the same thing to whoever had they're guard down. When I did it to Blackheart and Jane I was glad I got out of there when I did.

I found Nina hitting on Jeff again I smirked as they were in front of a open closet. I popped out of the room.

"MYAA!!!!!!!!"

I laughed my ass off as they fell in the closet and I locked them both in.

I found Lily flirting with slender I smirked. I popped out of Lily's phone.

"MYAA!!!!!!"

Lily jumped into slenders arms I went back in as I laughed my ass off.

I looked around till I found my next victims to annoy. Duckz, Slendrina, cookie, and Scarlet.
Were playing a board game so cleche I'd liven things up.

I stuck my head out of duckz's tablet.

" MYAA!!!!"

I nearly shit myself when the cards went flying and the expressions on they're faces were priceless.

My next victim was gonna be shard he and zero were on the porch. They were watching a movie on the laptop. Hehe not for long I popped out of the laptop.

" MYAA!!!!!!"

I laughed so hard and went back in the laptop. I found lynx and EJ cooking in the kitchen. I smirked and came out of the microwave at them

" MYAA!!!!!!"

I laughed at when the flour poured all over lynx and EJ.
I leapt back in the microwave before they could get me.

I finally found my last victim. I found hall and Ann in Ann's room. They were watching TV and halls phone was right behind them. This was perfect I popped out.

" MYAA!!!!!!"

Hall and Ann: ahhhhh!!!!

They're lips met and I hopped in halls phone. When I popped in my room I thought I was safe. Untill I get picked up upside down by Blackhearts tendrils and teleported in the living room.

I was in a kiddie pool and hall Lily cookie ducks lynx and shard all held buckets of water. Before they dumped the liquid evil on me they all said something in unison.

All: MYAA!!!!!!

( 3rd person pov)

They dumped the ice cold water on ben as he screamed like a little girl. Ben was literally crying like a baby.

Ben: hey Blackheart guess what?

Blackheart: what.?

Ben: MYAA!!!!!!.
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( Hahaha I just watched American Dad and I saw Roger do that so I thought sure why not add a little humor to cheer up the dramatic beginning. So I hope you guys like it