gala pt 1
the whole mansion was abuzz as everyone gathered in the living room so Hall could teleport them all to Nikki's castle in the Underworld while ann and hall were sitting on the couch while waiting for blackheart and jane. and lazari popped up from behind the couch
lazari: daddy asked me to let you know that he and jane wll be along soon and we go on ahead and theyll catch up
Ben: Probably doing something not PG.
toby hit ben with a waffle getting syrup on him while toby laughed with his signature tic
Lynx: Toby, don't abuse the waffle like that. You don't know where Ben's been.
sonic.exe: hehehe
Jeff: So, why are we forced to socialize?
lily: #1 its a social gathering and #2 ill pummle you into the ground if you start whining
shard: wouldnt you do that anyway?
lily: mhm
Shard laughs as Cook shakes his head.
tailsdoll: plus blackheart will seriously floor you after what he did to aries hehehe.
That perked everyone's interest as Hall just casually drinks her drink. She didn't tell Ann about the meeting. as the killer nurse gave her a confused look in her one eye.
ann: what does tails doll mean hall?
hall: well my cousin aries is the greek god of war and has a ego bigger then a planet his dumbass said something to blackheart then blackheart in turn beat him into the floor hulk vs loki style.
shard: hahaha that sounds like him alright hahaha!, oh please tell me he made the long groan at the end to hehe
Hall: well if-
ben went through the floor landing face first into a glass table Hall has to stifle a laugh, but Ann smacks her chest and goes over to check on him, being that it was her duty to. another crash was heard upstairs as offender went flying into the elder tree 50 ft outside
Duckz: Someone should go check on the tree.
Ben: Now Offender really has morning wood. Hehe...ow
blair: hahahahaha! 2 assholes taken down in 1.2 seconds flat a new record haha!
slender went up to check on the 2 while the rest of the residents listened to hall discribe how badly aries got the shit beat out of him. then after a few minutes they went out help offender out of the tree.
jane: hehehe thats what you get jackass, and hall can you please explain what the heck is going on with him?
jane was wearing a silk black dress that suited her perfectly while blackhearts outfit was hidden under a fancy dress robe. the next thing they noticed was janes heavy limp and exhausted expression.
blackheart: i dont know what you mean dearie, i didnt hear you complaining earlier, sonic would you mind too terribly getting me 'that' pal?
Sonic.exe: I'll go get the you know what from you know where
sonic ran into the mansion then ran back out with a blue flash
Hall: If its my new imported rope, then you better think again. and jane your gonna be having a lot of fun for awhile
blackheart pocketed the item sonic gave him and in return gave him a all you can eat chili dog gift card.
sonic.exe: aww you didnt have to go this far
blackheart: i know but i wanted to my lil buddy
hall: what are you gonna do?, and why do you sound funny?
that question was quickly awnsered when he Turned offender into a squeaky toy catching razor and his packs attention. as they all ran over and crouched in a playful manner they're tails wagging like crazy.
blackheart: here pups you want the toy?
the wolves got in a playful stance wagging even faster.
blackheart: fetch!
blackheart threw the toy and the pack instantly chased it while he laughed in a amused tone.
Hall: hehe let's get going,
Hall opened up a portal and walked in with ann first. Blackheart and jane following after the rest entered.
Upon entering the Underworld in the middle of a grand hallway adorned with beautiful stained glass window
Hall: Alright, Ann and I are gonna go get ready for the dinner. The rest of you can explore, but don't destroy anything or I will literally kill you. and if any one of you crazy folks break moms stained glass window there will be literally hell to pay. Blackheart, you're in charge, and no terrorizing the guards
Jeff: Wait, why is he in charge? Who made you queen?
Mother's voice suddenly breaks the air as she stands above us on top of the double grand staircase, looking down at us gracefully. I smile up at her under my mask, basking in the glory of which is my mother. Purple heels click down the left staircase as she descends to meet us.
Nikki: welcome to my home.
( time skip)
they had all seated at a long table in the beautiful dining room some eating silently while others chatted the most interesting conversation was between slender and nikki
Nikki: slender i outta shove those tendrils up your ass for neglecting to inform our son of me your lucky i dont fireball you in the crotch
slender: yeah i apologize and i agree that i should have told him
lily: the look on your non existent face when he mentioned her was absolutly hilarious when he said her name you turned even paler when you saw the ring she gave him. you were like " oh shit".
nikki: yeah i heard about that. i bet those shadowhunters really had a hell of a time.
Jane: especially when blackheart got his hands on them.
nikki: speaking of which are you alright dear. i hear you had a close call
jane: they....almost got me...a few seconds later...and that would have been the end for me.
nikki: i see dear well im glad to see my sons mate is safe and- oh look whos finally ready
the group turned to see hall not in er usual casual suit but instead a well fitting dress while ann had a exhausted look on her face
ann: flame retardent adhisive to stop her from burning it off ,
jane i know the struggle, blackheart wanted to wear his body armor so i had to 'persuade him' to not to and-
blackheart: you damn imp ill smash you into pulp you thieving rodent!
blackhearts robes flew off revealing his outfit and 'gear' as he lunged off the chair as he chased the imp around the room with zeros hammer like a sick game of whack a mole before the hall doors opened to reveal a very familiar pink haired baker
pinkamena: sorry im late ms nikki i got held up when one of my ingredients escaped and i had to catch them, and blackheart was right zalgos proxies are much better then normal people due to the double everything, kidneys, lungs, spleens, hearts
nikki: oh its quite alright i trust your trip here was safe?
pinkamena: yeppie leppie
lazari and pinkamena immedietly bonded and they talked about baking and other similer subjects as they set out the baked goods that pinkamina made on the massive dinner table. which shard wasted no time in pouncing and devouring the massive triple threat chocolate cake made with fudge, milk chocolate, and dark chocolate.
shard: this is amazing!
pinkamina: chocolate and fudge frappeed with proxie flesh and lots and lots of suger!
sally/lazari: suger rush!
nikki: hehe bon appite everyone theres plenty for everyone
jeff: yeah while we enjoy the live arcade game of whack a imp
jane: could have been whack a jeff hehehe that would have been even funnier.
jeff: jane shut up before i torch your ass again!-
jeffs sentence was cut off by a throwing star hittng the chair mere centimeters from his crotch and another by his head. blackheart eyeing him with murderous eyes while holding a squashed imp in his tendrils while holding zeros hammer in his hand which now that it wasn't covered by the half cloak revealed metal claws attached to a bracelet with a glowing red gem
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nikki: no bloodshed in the room especially on the brand new rug if your gonna go on a rampage again please take it outside.
blackheart: yes mother, i promise to not get blood or any other fluids on the floor or rug, thats what she said hehe~
hall: wise words little brother mom can get pretty mad when someone ruins her furnature.
2 beings appeared on either side of the room one appeared to resemble a demonic centaur who was wielding a massive scythe while the other one appeared to be a possessed warrior who wore black and greyish armor with red highlights
( this is only what it looks like not the actual character)
Nikki: harbinger, tartarus, how did it go?
Harbinger: it went well your highness the remaining members were slaughtered and banished to the deepest pits of the underworld as you instructed. We would have returned sooner but a certain centaur decided to take a detour and terrorize the herd of minotaur and demotaurs!
Tartarus: ha! And you old fashioned knight need to learn to loosen up and have some fun!
Ragnarok appeared between them grabbing both of them by their ears while giving them a menacing glare
Ragnarok: if the two of you don't quit your bickering I will make the Daedra look like little bitches compared to what I will do to you.
hall: didnt we already do that?
The rest of the mansion laughed while blackheart retrieved his throwing stars and pocketed them while jane patted his side trying to calm him down.
Hall: yeah mom, blackheart has been a little testy after the deadra attack.
Nikki: well let's just enjoy ourselves.
???: hello big sister, it's been awhile sorry to drop in un announced
In walked a woman wearing revealing purple robes with a hood pulled over her head with two Ravens perched on her arms
Nikki: well if it isn't a fate worse then death, hello my dear little sister.
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