I woke up with jane cuddled into my chest. I wrapped my arms around her waist and nuzzled her gently. I smiled and gently got up laying Jane's head on the pillow. I went to my bathroom and took a shower then I got dressed in a black onesie and my black ninja mask with hood.

I was feeling lazy today so I just brought my type 54 black star hidden blade and tanto with me

I went to make some breakfast for myself and Jane and I hoped that I wouldn't be surprised when I walked down the stairs.

Toby: hey masky hey masky hey masky hey masky hey masky hey hey hey masky.

masky: God damn it toby leave me alone!!!!

I walked in the kitchen and facepalmed. dishes were everywhere and syrup was on the counter and the floor. And of course the waffle maniac annoying masky.

Masky: I swear toby I'm this close to beating the shit out of you with a frying pan.

Hoodie: masky just relax and we'll go eat outside.

Masky: thank God.....

I watched hoodie grab a bag and went outside with masky. And to make things worse lazari was playing call of duty black ops zombies with ben who had syrup in his hair.

But it wasn't the game that made me jaw drop. It was how much fun lazari was having shooting the poor zombies in the balls.

" Jeez lazari remind me to never give you a gun."

Ben: ........ oops

Lazari: Ben gave me a present.

I was absolutely terrified when lazari showed me her P90.

"Ben is that gun loaded?"

Ben: I don't know I just got it from my victims house.

" Lazari can I see it for a sec I need to check something."

Lazari: um sure daddy. are you mad at me.?

" No sweetie I just want to make sure that the gun doesn't have anything in it."

Lazari handed me the pink firearm as I popped out the clip and just as I feared. Not only was it loaded but it was also chambered. If lazari had pulled the trigger it would have fired because the safety was broke.

Lazari: is everything ok with it?

" Yeah sweetie have you ever shot a gun before?"

Lazari: no I haven't.

Ben: are you going to teach her to shoot?

" Not yet I am going to teach her about firearm safety first."

Lazari: really you'll teach me daddy?

" Sure my little imp but first let's get some breakfast first."

Hall: wow lazari nice gun gotta teach em young.

Lily: wait what!?!?

Duckz: uh oh a child with a gun never a good mix.

Cookie: uh is it loaded?

" No I just took the clip out."

Lynx: oh shit.... Ben I am going to kill you.

Shard: hehe I pity the sorry s.o.b
Who picks a fight with lazari after you train her.

Me and lazari went to the kitchen and made some pancakes. After Lazari ate her pancakes we went to my room as lazari grabbed something in a case out of her room.

Lazari: ready ?

I took lazari out back to the outside shooting range and set up my 9mm,

45.,

22,

357.magnum,

and judge.

Along with a new gun I got recently
A 50. Caliber Barret.

Lazari set up her p90 and put a box on the bench. She opened the box and I jaw dropped under my mask. Lazari had a solid gold desert eagle.

Cookie: woah lazari that's a 50 caliber desert eagle.

Hall lynx Lily Lidia Duckz and shard came out to watch lazari shoot. Lazari started off with her p90.

" Ok sweetie remember that is semi automatic ."

Lazari: ok daddy.

Lazari squeezed the trigger and 20 rounds were fired in 4 seconds. The look on lazaris face when she shot it was hilarious.

I was surprised at her target she hit the target all center chest on her first try. Which was amazing it took me weeks to be dead on with my 9mm. When it comes to shooting guns Lazari is a natural.

I didn't notice lazari about to fire the desert eagle until I heard a loud bang

Lazari: EEEK!!!!

I felt the gun hit me right in the nuts.i covered my possibly broken coconuts and groaned in pain.

Lazari: daddy!!!!

Lazari quickly ran over to me hugging me tightly.

Lazari: I'm so sorry the recoil surprised me. There was so much force I couldn't hold it.

"It's fine sweetie would you like my advice?"

Lazari: sure what is it?

"Start with my 9mm and work your way up to my 45."

Lazari: ok daddy.

lazari picked up my 9mm and held it tightly. Cookie screwed a suppressor on the end to make it quieter.

( Time skip)

Lazari had shot my 9mm And her p90 for a while and she was very good with them. Razor was laying down by my side watching.

Shard: hey blackheart I have a question about razor.

" Yeah what is it shard?"

Shard: whenever there's a cross road he avoids those places and seems to disappear. Why does he do that?

" Honestly I don't know why he does but hey maybe time will tell."

Hall: hey lazari is pretty good with her p90.

Cookie: indeed.

Lynx: wow lazari is getting better.

Duckz: ok I feel a little better than before.

Lily: I hope she'll be careful with the guns.

Shard: trust me Blackheart will teach her well.

Everything was nice and calm untill a loud boom was heard out front.

"Lazari stay here."

I loaded my type 54 and 9mm then ran up front. I was met with a group of people wearing black tactical gear.

Scp: you there surrender now.

I smirked as cookies arrow went through ones head. I drew my sword and charged my sword in one hand my 9mm In the other. as I started shooting and slashing them apart.

Scp: take him down!!!!

They continued to fire at me as I used my sword to deflect them.

Scp: what the hell is he !?!?

They ran out of ammo and were backing up in fear. I heard the others walking up behind me I also sensed razor approaching.

" Since you members of the scp foundation have hurt him in the past. I wanna give my friend a chance for a little revenge."

Shard: who!?!?

Razor stood by my side and stared at them with a sadistic wolf smirk.

" Gentleman allow me to reintroduce you to my friend razor. Or as you scp solders better know him as Scp-023 aka  the black shuck."

Shard: THE BLACK SHUCK!?!?

The solders had the look of fear written on they're faces as razor changed into his true form.

SHARD: EVERYONE COVER YOUR EYES DONT LOOK AT HIM IN THIS FORM!!!!

Razor doubled in both hight and weight. I am 6'7 and razor normally was up to my waist. Now razors head was shoulder length with me. Razor growling angrily at the solders eyeing them with murderous intent.

They all tensed up as razor viciously attacked them. I smiled under my mask as one of them shot a dart into my shoulder. I realized that I couldn't move at all.

Scp: ha I got you now how do you like the paralysis dart?.

Scarlet: hey asshole leave my brother alone.!!!

I smirked as I knew psycho Scarlet was here.

( Skip to 0:23)

One of the scp solders managed to slip past Scarlet's onslaught and drew his 40.caliber.

Lazari: GET AWAY FROM MY DADDY !!!!!!

lazari took Jeff's knife and charged at the solder. She slashed him across the thigh making him gush blood and fall on his back. Lazari pulled out
Her p90 and pointed it at him.

Lazari: no one hurts my daddy.

Everyone: 0_0

Lazari: did you see that daddy? I got him good.

" Yes you did my little imp."

Lynx: oh.....my......God

Duckz: yikes.

Shard: ............ Holy shit

Cookie: uh blackheart is Scarlet ok?

I looked over at Scarlet and smiled under my mask.

( Skip to 0:40)

Cookie: she's torturing them......

Hall: yeah I didn't know lazari could do that....

Lily: hahaha lazari turned him into Swiss cheese hahaha!!!!

I saw cookie run over to Scarlet and put his hand on her shoulder.

Cookie: Scarlet please stop.

Scarlet: aww alright.

Scarlet hugged cookie tightly and kissed his cheek. Razor was busy ripping a guy apart then looked back at us.

" Razor it's ok boy I'm here shhhh."

Razor walked over to me and nuzzled me softly. I smiled as Ann injected me with a antidote to get rid of the paralisis. I gently stroked razors side as he changed back to his normal self.

We went inside and relaxed it was 12:00 pm and Jane finally woke up.

Jane: ok three things, one why are you covered in blood?

" Punks attacked us."

Jane: ok two why the hell does lazari have a gun a p90 no less ,!?!?

" Ben's dumbass gave it to her so I taught her how to shoot."

Lazari: I turned one of the bad men into Swiss cheese. He hurt my daddy so I make him a holey man.
( Yeah yeah I know horrible pun)

Jane: very good job sweetie. And three blackheart I hope you had fun last night.~
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