( shards pov)

I woke up with zero cuddled into my tail sleeping peacefully. I smiled and gently laid her on the pillow and went to get some breakfast. I walked downstairs and was hit with the amazing heavenly scent of chocolate. on the table was a large stack of chocolate chip pancakes with a card of them with my name on it.

I ran over to them and quickly chowed down as if someone would steal them if I didn't eat them first. they were amazing in fact I already knew who made these my adopted brother blackheart. I knew because he makes the chocolate pancakes a very specific way so I know when he makes them.

blackheart: good morning shard

" hehe morning bro thx for the breakfast."

blackheart: no problem pal I left breakfast for the others to.

" hey bro ive been wondering do you and jane have any plans today?"

blackheart: nothing that I know of why?

" how about a double date we can hang out like good old times."

blackheart: sounds like fun pal.

Blackheart walked off to probably get ready as I went to my room to wake up zero.

I gently shook zero awake and handed her food to her.

Zero: thx shard.

" no problem hey you feel like going out on a double date?

zero: sure

she ate the blueberry pancakes and drank her orange juice.

I get dressed on a black hoodie and jeans followed by my usual wolf mask. zero just wore her usual outfit I had to persuade her to not bring her hammer.

" come on zero you don't need your weapon its a date not a killing spree."

zero: but shard I like my hammer.

" jeez your as bad as blackheart ."

after about a half hour me and zero were ready for the double date. we went downstairs and I facepalmed at what we saw. jane had thigh holsters with serrated hunting knives in them.

she was the less strapped of the two blackheart had his type 54 Blackstar,

his tanto strapped to his lower back sideways.

his sacred treasure in its crystal form for easy concealment,

and his phantom blade.

" dude why do you two have weapons on you its a date not a battle royal?!"

blackheart: jane wanna say it this time?

jane: sure, you see shard we are strapped because we believe in being prepared.

hall: oh so the same principle as a condom? you'd rather have them and not need them than need them and not have them.

lynx: hehe ej is gonna need those later~

cookie: hahaha nice one hall hahaha

duckz: oh brother hehe

reaper: . what did I just walk into?

blackheart: oh just us being ourselves.

lily: speaking of which blackheart where's my grandchild yet?

Blair: oooh I'm going to be an aunt soon?

I swore I saw blackheart turn fifty shades of crimson under his mask which I couldn't help but laugh at.

" hahaha yeah blackheart where's blackheart jr ? hahaha"

blackheart: DONT PUSH YOUR LUCK!

blackheart tackled me and we started to wrestle on the floor like a couple of loons.

( 3rd person pov)

hall remembering what happened last time shard and blackheart got into they're usual wrestling matches hid behind lynx to protect her drink.

hall: there shall be no spilled booze today.

lynx: hey no using me as a shield hehe

hall gave lynx some white wine which made lynx hum and sip the sweet drink.

cookie: ok you two knock it off before I come over there and lock you two in a headlock.

they stopped and wiped the dust off.

cookie: thank you now go enjoy your double date you four :3

blackheart shard jane and zero left and went off to a diner a few miles away. blackheart could have teleported them there but they decided to walk so they can enjoy the scenery. when they got to the diner that was called "life's a party" blackheart held the door for them.

( Blackheart pov)

jane: thanks love.

jane leaned up and lifted my mask Abit them kissed my cheek and walked inside followed by shard and zero. I entered after them and looked around.

There was a big banner that said life's a party. There was a bar at the corner with a cellar door that said " pinkie only"

behind the bar was a woman around her early 20s she had blue eyes and long pink hair. She was also wearing a pink apron and was holding a bloody meat cleaver.

And to make things even weirder she was singing a creepy song I've never heard before.

( Please listen to this and lower volume.....trust me)

It sent chills down my spine which never happened. Not even zalgo scared me. but this woman in front of me made me tense for lack of a better word.

When she suddenly burst out with a scream I jumped and stepped on The wire which activated the entrance Bell.

???: Hello new victims- er I mean guests please make yourselves comfy and I'll be there to gut- I mean take your order hehe.

I kept my eyes on the pink obsessed girl as we sat down. Every fiber in my body was telling me to keep my guard up but something about her was familiar.

The pink haired girl came over with a notepad to take our orders.

???: Hello welcome to life's a party I'm pinkamena how may I take your hearts I mean orders.

" Pinkamena!?"

Pinkamena: yep why?

" Your "all heart cupcakes" are famous."

Pinkamena: omg finally someone who appreciates good quality cupcakes.

Jane: hehe yeah blackheart eats the hearts of abusive male's so he's a huge fan of the taste of them.

Shard: personally I don't have a preference on what organ I'm eating although I do like putting chocolate on them to make them taste better

Pinkamena: oooh maybe I should do that to I'll call it
"the shard-o-choc"

Shard: nice.

Zero: hm I'll have some blueberry pie please

Jane: cherry pie for me please

Shard: the shard-o-choc pls.

" If you don't mind Ms pinkamena I'd like a few of your all heart cupcakes pls."

Pinkamena: you got it they'll be here faster than a Pegasus can bleed hehehe.

I watched as pinkamena skipped to the cellar door and entered.

I took this opportunity to take out my black star and chamber it but put it on safety And
reholstered it.

Shard: dude are you okay?

" Just keep your guard up."

Pinkamena came out with Janes cherry pie but she accidentally tripped I what appeared to be a horn and the Cherry pie went all over Jane.

Pinkamena: oh my God I am so sorry I'll go get a towel.

" It's okay pinkamena I'll take care of it don't worry Jane I'll clean you up real good~

Jane: hehe~

Shard and zero: guys we're in public!.

"Hehe I got that handled to~"

I formed my tendrils into a wall like I did my first day in the mansion. I lifted my mask and started licking the Cherry pie off of Jane.

I wrapped one of my tendrils around Jane's mouth so she wouldn't make too much noise. Although my wall was soundproof from the inside and no one could hear outside I still loved hearing her muffled moans.

I used my large demon tongue to lick right up her cleavage getting all of the Cherry pie off of her. After about 5 minutes I had cleaned all of the Cherry pie off and she was a blushing mess.

I quickly kissed her cheek and Licked right up her neck knowing that is a major turn-on for her.

I smirked at her flustered expression.

" Don't worry love I'll make sure to give you a lot of attention tonight~"

I jump a bit when Jane nipped my neck. I smiled warmly at her and put the wall down to see a blushing shard and zero.

Pinkamena had to come with zeros blueberry pie Janes second cherry pie which she was careful to avoid tripping on anything and shards shard-o-choc.

she went back in her cellar and came out with a tray of 12 all heart cupcakes.

Pinkamena: I'm so sorry for getting the Cherry pie all over Jane so everything is on the house.

I simply shook my head and put $50 bill in her apron pocket very gently.

Pinkamena: but....I dropped her pie on her....

" Hey accidents happen but if you are interested. I'd like to see if you and I can make a deal."

Pinkamena gave me the most wicked grin I ever seen and I smirk under my mask.

( Time skip because I am a lazy potato)

Pinkamena had made goodies for everyone and I delivered them for her. in return for free all heart cupcakes once a month I provide the body of my victims.

A win-win situation between the two of us. She gets ingredients for her cupcakes and other goodies. And I get the famous all heart cupcakes, a great bargain.

I watched as EJ practically dived into his kidney cookies.

Masky and hoodie were eating they're cheesecake which was made normally no organs or body parts.

I had left bourbon cupcakes on halls bed who was taking a shower.

Strawberry milk shortcake for cookie.

Caramel and white chocolate mocha muffins for Lily and Blair

Lynx was enjoying her special white wine hush puppies.

Duckz had a red velvet bannana bread mix.

Reaper had a soul mate cake which was a cake made completely out of souls

I myself couldn't quite grasp how pinkamena did that but I dare not question it.

And Shard was enjoying his extra shard-o-choc.

I was eating a all heart cupcake moaning happily as I munch on the sweet treat. After I was finished I went to my room and saw Jane wearing a very sexy black outfit

Honestly I didn't know what she was planning. Did she want to have normal fun or did she have something else in mind.

( Shard pov)

I watched blackheart go into his room I already knew Jane was planning something so I went to my room then try to get some rest.

When I walked into my room though I was met with zero sitting on my bed wearing a very revealing black and white outfit smirking at me.

Zero: shard your mate is in heat~

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