shaking the sand off of they're heads the duo cracked they're knuckles and stormed into the water both obviously really pissed off only for momma lily to stand in front of them arms crossed.

lily: what do the two of you think your doing?!

shard: we would be going to beat the fucking living ink out of that overgrown squidward and then have it for dinner!

blackheart: i've never had calamari before i hear its to die for and ink soup is supposed to be awesome.

hall: squids are better grilled!

lily: care to explain what happened cuz you ain't going anywhere until you do.

Shard; we were swimming toward the shipwreck when this squid thing came out of nowhere and attacked us.

Blackheart: and truth be told I've often wondered how my sacred treasure works underwater now was a perfect opportunity to test it out.

Lily; so let me get this straight. You're going back into the water when you know there's a giant squid thing in there large enough to swallow you whole...JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT THAT TREASURE IN THE SHIP!?

Shard; plus we're both hungry for calamari so it's a win-win we get the treasure and we get calamari for dinner.

Blackheart: and if you don't mind Lily we would like you to cook it.

Lily; just be careful you two.

And with that the duo dive back into the water going directly into the ocean's depths.

Sisur; well I guess we're having a big meal tonight especially if it's what I think it is.

Hall; the beast born from the god of the underworld Hades, The kraken.....oh crap i better be ready to barbeque this thing. aww screw it im getting wet ann hold my booze 

hall handed ann her half dranken bourbon and dived in the water after giving her a kiss on the cheek. the salt water surface boiled as she entered the water. a few dead fish floated to the surface already cooked from the hot water.

lazari: yay fishy snack too bad we dont have a kitty

laughing jack: fish fries 

jane: we could always use jeff as bait

lynx: we dont want to scare it off

sisur: we could still throw him in the sharks gotta eat something

toby: s-s-shark b-b-bait

jane: that works after all he does always smell like chum.

lynx: i would've said pre with as much as nina teases him its a wonder we have any cold water at all~

ben: oooh jeff got roasted hahaha

while underwater blackheart shard and hall were battling the kraken while  blackheart and shard were slashing the tentacles of the devil of the deep communacating through telepathy.

[a/n: text like this means telepathic speech]

hall: damn you two werent kidding this thing is a overgrown squidward get a over grown sponge and starfish then we can kill it by annoying it spongebob and patrick style

shard: ha or just bring jeff down here  and give it a heart attack hahaha

blackheart: oooh calamari heart sounds yummy

the trio attacked the beast with everything they had and all the while during the scuffle along with blackheart and shards going up for air every few minutes they were casually talking as if nothing was going on.

blackheart: ok im no expert on greek mytholegy  but didnt perseus kill the kraken ?

shard: yeah by using some snake chicks head

Hall: hey medusa is a very gorgeous gorgan and that jackass perseus cut off her head to turn it to stone then the clumsy bastard dropped her head into the sea. 

shard: wait is?

hall: yup it all actually happened kraken and all

blackheart: oh yeah hall you said you were around durind that time right?

hall: yep all the way to pompeli 

shard: so were you there when the whole kraken incident happened?

ashed shard as he slashed the krakens tentacle off with his scythe while hall and blackheart ripped off two more tentacles making it ink all over the place.

hall: yep i just left medusas lair from hanging out and drinking some ouzo then not a hour later perseus and his group showed up and cut off her freaking head and even then the fucker couldnt finish the damn job!

said a very agitated hall as she started to grill its tentacle and beat the living ink out of it before grabbing a boulder and threw it at the krakens head. 

 blackheart: good thing this perseus isnt around anymore otherwise id happily eat his heart~

blackheart used his tendrils to poke its eyes out as shard dove down from getting ait bashing its head open making it bleed 

hall: if he was ide torture the hell out of him,cut his damn head off, then rip his heart out and make you a greek salad cause after he lost medusa's head i found it and my mother had to restore her body.

hall started to punch it in the face venting out her pent up frustration.

blackheart: wow your mom sounds awesome my adopted mother was always at work so i didnt see much of her and my adopted dad....well lets just say if william didnt kill him i would have butchered him like a fish.

shard: yeah...i was staying with him for a while and i saw the way his adopted dad treated him to be honest if he didnt ask me not to i would have gutted him.

hall: im my moms oldest i have a baby brother ive never met but i hope i do one day. but lets get rid of this  thing the right way and have it for dinner. shard and blackheart you two go up and ill send squidward up

shard: you got it hall

blackheart: understood

and with that the two males swam up as hall grabbed the kraken by its remaining tentacles and spun around in circles gaining momentum and causing a whirlpool in the process. then projected her thoughts to everybody on the beach.

hall: guys incoming get away from the water!

everyone on shore evacuated to the treeline as hall threw the kraken with all the force of her strength and the sea behind it making it crash into blackheart and shard who added theyre own strength to it making it fall back onto the beach like a meteor. hall casually walked out of the water steaming as she shimmered another bourbon in her hand. the jersey devil saluted the falling beast of the sea as shard and blackheart jumped down until the kraken swallowed blackheart. after a few more seconds shard splashed into the water as the titan of the sea slammed onto the sandy beach making ink go everywhere right on ben who was about to try to steal lynxs top.

ben: EWW ITS IN MY MOUTH EWWW!

the stomach of the kraken started to rumble making the group tense up as a black blade sliced a hole in its digestive chambers as a very annoyed blackheart with his wetsuit and mask partully desolved by the krakens stomach acid. 

duckz: yo mate you good?

cookie: you need a towel?

blackheart: yes please 

cookie tossed blackheart a towel as he dried off while shard was draining the dead beast of its fluids as jeff walked past a vein opened spraying jeff with ink causing everyone to laugh.

lynx: nope hes used to being eaten~

cookie: what he always gets eaten by things?! 

lily: hes used to being in tight situations like that right hall?..

lynx: mhm tight situations is right~

jane:  me~

shard: holy shit this thing has alot of juice in it!

sisur: looks like giant dinner tonight

sisur sally blair and sadie were dragging a boat full of fish while lazari was dragging a 70 foot shark. 

blackheart: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MEGALODON?!

hall: hehe well ann were gonna be eating good tonight

lily: and we will have tons of leftovers so no more shopping untill all this food is gone understood?

blackheart: hey hall?

hall: yeah? 

blackheart: thx for this fun vacation 

hall: anytime just try not to be somethings snack again ok?

blackheart: trust me its better it eat it then being inside it.

hall: now that theres no more kraken we can continue enjoying our vacation.

and with that the group continued doing theyre relaxing as blackheart and shard dived in the water again splashing lily in the process. lilys blonde hair turned black and she grew tall and slender like slenderman and her hair waved like snakes.

lily: when they get back.....they....will...be....punished.

hall: rip blackheart and shard i hope you kissed your girls today and may you survive lilys punishment.