it was a bright sunny day and things were as usual in the slender mansion. jeff and ben annoying the hell out of everybody, masky and hoodie hogging all the cheesecake toby and clockwork were having a tick and was going nuts chasing random people running into masky slamming his face into his cheesecake.

masky: TOBY YOUR SO DEAD!

Before anything went crazy Lily called from the kitchen asking everyone to come into the living room.

Lily: has anyone seen the herd of imported goats I ordered from Egypt for dinner?.

Slender: and has anybody seen blackheart I haven't seen him since this morning

Shard: I believe Blackheart stepped out to go try to find a bite to..... eat

Blair: well it looks like we're going to big bro hunting

The group left the mansion to look for blackheart and to locate the wayward goats that had wandered away.

After a few minutes a goat leg fell out of a tree and hit Jeff in the head.

Jeff; ow!

Lily: Jeff it was you?

Jeff; Lily it fell out of the sky i swear

Hall: raining lamb chop hehe could use some bourbon though.

Suddenly there was rustling in the trees followed by a very low growl from something big.

Shard: uhh Lily I think I found your imported goats

Sure enough not ten feet away was is a puddle a blood dripping from the trees.

Lily: those took weeks to get here!

The growling got louder as a dragon head appeared out of the top of the trees swallowing a goat whole.

( Yes I know that's a T-Rex just pretend it's a dragon)

Hall: woah I want to be in how to train your dragon 4

Shard: nobody move a muscle that species of dragon's sight is based on movement like a T-Rex so as long as nobody moves a muscle everything should be-

The rest of the residents bolted back into the mansion except for hall Lily shard lynx reaper and slender.

The dragon came out of the trees it was gigantic it's scales were black as night and its eyes where a eerie crimson.

Just then Jane walked out confused.

Jane: why is everybody running is Jeff singing again?

Hall: no they're running from that dragon there.

Jane: oh hehehe I see.

Lily; Jane be careful

Jane walked up directly 5 ft in front of a dragon as it lowered its head to look her in the eye.

Hall: don't tell me thats blackheart.

just then the dragon lowered its head and nuzzles jane using its long tongue to lick her sweet spot on her neck causing jane to moan softly as only blackheart knew her weak points.

jane: yep its blackheart alright~

Lily: Blackheart you ate all the imported goats i was gonna use for dinner!.

Blackheart: actually those goats are right over there.

 lily looked over to see all 12 goats in a fenced in pen. later the whole mansion was trying to decide what to do for the weekend until hall called up.

hall: BEACH DAY!

the whole mansion froze and stared at the jersey devil the silence was quickly shook of by cheers and clapping. and they all went to get dressed for the fun beach day vacation hall had offered. 

blackheart and jane were getting ready together as they normally did. jane was wearing a black 2 peice swim suit while blackheart wore a black skin tight zip up wet suit along with a hooded mask as they had planned on sunbathing together after a nice relaxing swim.

jane: hon.. last night you were..unhinged like a desperate howling demon...it frightened me....do it again tonight?~

blackheart: sure love if you think you can handle it a second night~

(MEANWHILE)

lily had on a one piece black and red swim suit blair had a violet one piece cook had on a pair of gold and blue swimming trunks while duckz had silver and yellow trunks. shard had on wolf motive themed  trunks

 lynx had on her navy blue two piece.

 scarlet had on a red one piece hall came down wearing hers 

hall: im ready to get sunburned

ann: easy dear don't wanna kill em.

reaper was sitting on the couch reading a elfen book waiting for the group to be ready. since he didn't like water hed stay on shore and probably read under a tree. lazari and sally were wearing standard kid swim suits one maroon and one pink. when ben came running around the corner screaming as blackheart threw a random bowling ball at ben hitting him on the head making him fall down the stairs.

hall: ben what did you do?

and to reply he picked up a back bra to which scarlet quickly whacked him on the head. bludgeoning him repeatedly with a solid piece of oak that was the broom handel.

scarlet: perverted rotten sleezy savage prepare for justice!

jane walked out and collected her bra from scarlet and took it back in her room while blackheart had taken ben to the bathroom giving him a swirly. then he and jane met up with the rest of the group. and they headed to the beach hall took them to.

 the view was amazing the sand was as warm as a volcano surface and the water was crystal blue and palm trees and also a bunch of different fruit trees. the beach was on a island in the middle of the ocean surrounded by lots and lots of shipwrecks.

shard: hall where are we?

hall: welcome to the Bermuda triangle my vacation home.

blair sally and lazari sonic.exe and tailsdoll started to play in the sand while reaper sat under a palm tree in the shade and grass to keep reading his elven book in peace while sadie sat by him. kate the chaser cookie scarlet duckz and slendrina were under umbrellas relaxing

 jeff ben nina clockwork killing kate liu laughing jack laughing jill scarecrow toby masky and hoodie were playing basketball on the court. 

lynx ej nightmare ally lily ann and hall were playing vollyball with ms.p being the referee

 zero jane shard and blackheart were in the water swimming. after a bit jane and zero got out to dry off and went to explore the shipwrecks diving deep under the water into its depths.

 hall and ann eventually decided to lay down in the sun on a blanket rubbing the sunscreen on each other being extra careful not to do anything too lewd. 

lynx ej ally and lily continued playing volley ball ej constantly getting distracted by lynx's bouncing breasts. to which she let out a cute surprised squeak as ej lifted her on his shoulders chicken fight style as she smacked the ball over the net winning the winning point.

lily: nice move sweeties you are naturals 

blair sally lazari sonic.exe and tails doll made a sand castle big enough to play in due to sonics speed taildolls telekinisis lazaris strengh sally and blairs creativity they made a fortress of a sand castle.

cookie and duckz were chilling under the umbrellas while scarlet was laying on cookie's lap and slendrina was leaning on duckz's shoulder they immedietly tensed when blackheart and shard went flying out of the water landing face first in a sand dune. after pulling theyre heads free shard and blackheart spoke in unison. 

" we hope everybodys hungry cause were having giant seafood platter for dinner!"