So I was chillin' whatever on my couch eatin' McDonalds n' stuff. I then came across an Ask or Dare kirby book (Which i'm a sucker for). I decided to join in n' crap n' dare ask crap. I then Dare Ms. Midnight Author-Chan (Fellow author-chan welcome) to lend me her Shadow Kirb so moi's Dark Matter can bebehsitz em'. So this book exists.

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I use moi author skills to teleport moi's self to Hyper zone: Home of Dark Matter (For now) I then bust in dere to Dark Matter chillin' like nothin'.

Zero 2: "???"

Dark Matter cloud: "Hi! Who are you?"

Moi: "I'm Author-Chan Confetti. I'm here for you all"

Dark Neb: "Can it wait! I was puttin' Bows on Mira! >:("

Miracle Matter: "And I hate you for it"

Moi: "No it can't. I want you all to babysit MidnightSnowFight's Shadow Kirby. Mmk?"

Zero: "Any why should we do it? What's in it for us?"

Moi: "Ez, the Crystal of Ripple Star"

Dark M. Swordsman: "I...don't think this is a good idea. Boss?"

Zero: "....Sure, deal"

Zero 2: "!!!"

Moi: "Perfect, I'll be back with the Shadow Kirby. Too-da-loo!" 

I disappear, of to get the Shadow Kirb.