Sans's Puns
Flowey: Ugh, why do I have to talk to that annoying skeleton?! Fine, fine, it's for the blog. But you better sleep with one eye open, Scarlet_NightWolf !
Sans: preferably one that glows blue, if ya want to beat him, kid.
Flowey: Shut up!!!
Papyrus, this one is for you. Why do you hate Sans's puns so much? Oh, and Sans, the human hopes you're proud of them.
Papyrus: OOOOH! A HUMAN ASKED THE GREAT PAPYRUS A QUESTION? I AM SO FLATTERED.
DEAR HUMAN, I DO NOT ENJOY SANS'S PUNS BECAUSE HIS ENTIRE VOCABULARY IS COMPRISED OF THEM. IT GETS QUITE ANNOYING WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO BE PRODUCTIVE, AND HE JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP.
YOU WOULD NOT ENJOY THEM IF YOU HAD TO LIVE WITH SANS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. AS COOL OF A BROTHER HE IS, THOSE PUNS DRIVE ME INSANE!
Sans: woah, paps, just chill. no need to get your bones in a bunch. you know i don't have a thick skin.
Papyrus: SAAAAAAAAANS!
Frisk: *Frisk suggests the brothers should settle this like peaceful beings.
Sans: frisk, if i were you, i'd think about staying the hell away from-
Papyrus: I FEEL LIKE I HAVE HEARD THAT BEFORE. LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE PEACEFUL BEINGS... WHO SAID THAT, FRISK?
Frisk: *Frisk giggles and tells Papyrus he said it. They move closer to him.
Sans: you wanna have a-
Frisk: *Frisk reminds Sans that everyone is best friends in this timeline.
Papyrus: SANS? WHY ARE YOU SO NERVOUS? IS SOMETHING WRONG?
Sans: flowey? can we just end the show now?
Flowey: Before you answer Papyrus's question? That would spoil all my fun!
Sans: too bad. oh, human, i really am proud of you for making this awkward episode happe-
(( the footage becomes snowy and cuts off before you finish the segment. You figure it's time to catch up on Steven Universe ))
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