Oh? Look at that. It's a new month. If you pathetic little humans haven't heard already I have came up with something special for you. So listen up you worms because I'm only saying this once. This is not your traditional ask. Anyone who sends a question to my messages board will be put automatically put in a raffle. At the end I deside with a raffle who gets there request drawn. But let me lay down some rules.

I only respond to posts in my message board. I mean really. You think I'm stupid enough to go through every single page just to look for your lousy ass comment? I don't have to do this you know if you're wasting my time.

You can request as much as you like, but you only get put in the draw once. Until the next month of course. I'm not that cruel~ Oh! And don't try to force a request on me. Or actually. Why don't you do that? Then maybe I can have some real fun draining the life out of your limp body. Ah? I can't do that? Why- oh. Stupid Pride. How unfair! In that case I'll just beat you until you wish you were dead!

I won't answer a question if I already answered it before. That's just pathetic.

Keep it PG. I don't care how intimate people are or how big someone is compared to someone else. Seriously. I can be anyone, just use your brain. Oh wait. I forgotten most humans can't even do that very well. Kehaha! Stupid utter fools! Morons. That's what you humans are.

No breaking the 4th wall. This is all your getting before the wall is repaired.

Any major interactions with you are a character will be discarded.

Anything I do or say is not cannon. Unfortunately I don't own myself. Some stupid cow thinks they can keep me on a leash by making everyone think I'm dead. Do I look dead to you, Worm? No? That's what I thought.

Here are something I'll allow for this Stupid book.

-Asks
-Dares
-Crossovers
-Oneshots
-Headcannons (not including Ships)
-Character interactions/Collabs
-React to Picture/Video/Story/Song/Ect
-Drawing Request (they only get drawn if your picked so make sure you have something else with it.)

Oh and one last thing. I'm only picking at the end of the month. So if you get picked, your request will be answered twice. I think that takes care of everything don't you think?

Now then... eh? What are you waiting for? Some sort of invitation? Pathetic.