Part 8: First Beer
Dare: Give Jazmene a beer
Me: WHAT? I NEVER DRINK BEER!
Adam: But you have to! It is for the dare!
Kierra: Only one bottle?
Me: NO! I AM NOT GETTING DRUNK TODAY. *walks out of room
Ross: Now what?
Kierra: Wait! I have an idea! *smirks
Later...
Ross: Papa Ross has made everyone's favorite smoothie!
Adam: YAASSSSS!
Me: AWWWW YEAH!
Kierra: Yeah in deed... *smirks
Ross: *gives everyone a smoothie
Everyone: *drinks smoothie
Adam: Very Refreasing!
Me: YEAH. GIVE MEH SOME MOAR!
Ross: Um.. Ok. *serves more
Me: *chugs it
Kierra: GO JAZMENE GO!!
Me: GIVE ME SOME MOAR OF THAT CRAP. YOU SON OF A BANANA.
Ross: WOOOOO!
Adam: GO JAZMENE GO!
3 gallons of smoothie later....
Kierra: It is 11:15, should we be getting some sleep.
Me: HELL NAH! WE STAY UP ALL NIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!
Ross: *yawns Kierra is right, we do have stuff to do tommorow.
Me: Hey, how about you shut up, and show me your Jingle Balls, if you know what I mean...
Ross: HELL NAH. GIRL YOU CRAZY.
Adam: Kierra, how much Beer did you put in that smoothie?
Kierra: Only two bottles! Well she did drink 3 gallons so......
Adam: Fudge.
Me: You know.... You all look like little, tasty, gummy bears. *starts drooling
Ross: Uhh guys.
Me: I only want one lick...
Adam: One word. RUN!!
Me: WAIT UP! YOU TASTY LOOKING SON OF A BANANA!
*Adam, Kierra, and Ross runs
Adam: How do we stop her?
Ross: BY FEEDING HER MORE! *takes out a smoothie gun
Kierra: WHERE THE FUDGE DID YOU GET A SMOOTHIE GUN?
Ross: CHRISTMAS! *starts shooting smoothie gun
Me: *chugs all smoothies
Adam: ITS NOT WORKING!
Ross: Or is it?
Me: Ughhh.... I don't feel well...
*barfs
Kierra: OH GOD
Me: What happened?
Ross: You are back!
Me: Why am I here standing in the middle of a lot of barf?
Kierra: Don't ask questions, just take a shower. Please.
Thank you for reading part 8
It is late so I am soooo lazy
Sorry it is so short ;-;
Don't do drugs or drink too much alcohol everyone
IT IS BAD. LISTEN TO MAMA MUFFIN
Did you know that candy is like drugs for kids, because it makes kids hyper. Same thing with sodas except it is like alcohol for kids.
*everyone's mind is exploding
Anyway bye c:
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