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Part 8: First Beer

Dare: Give Jazmene a beer

Me: WHAT? I NEVER DRINK BEER!

Adam: But you have to! It is for the dare!

Kierra: Only one bottle?

Me: NO! I AM NOT GETTING DRUNK TODAY. *walks out of room

Ross: Now what?

Kierra: Wait! I have an idea! *smirks

Later...

Ross: Papa Ross has made everyone's favorite smoothie!

Adam: YAASSSSS!

Me: AWWWW YEAH!

Kierra: Yeah in deed... *smirks

Ross: *gives everyone a smoothie

Everyone: *drinks smoothie

Adam: Very Refreasing!

Me: YEAH. GIVE MEH SOME MOAR!

Ross: Um.. Ok. *serves more

Me: *chugs it

Kierra: GO JAZMENE GO!!

Me: GIVE ME SOME MOAR OF THAT CRAP. YOU SON OF A BANANA.

Ross: WOOOOO!

Adam: GO JAZMENE GO!

3 gallons of smoothie later....

Kierra: It is 11:15, should we be getting some sleep.

Me: HELL NAH! WE STAY UP ALL NIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!

Ross: *yawns Kierra is right, we do have stuff to do tommorow.

Me: Hey, how about you shut up, and show me your Jingle Balls, if you know what I mean...

Ross:  HELL NAH. GIRL YOU CRAZY.

Adam: Kierra, how much Beer did you put in that smoothie?

Kierra: Only two bottles! Well she did drink 3 gallons so......

Adam: Fudge.

Me: You know.... You all look like little, tasty, gummy bears. *starts drooling

Ross: Uhh guys.

Me: I only want one lick...

Adam: One word. RUN!!

Me: WAIT UP! YOU TASTY LOOKING SON OF A BANANA!

*Adam, Kierra, and Ross runs

Adam: How do we stop her?

Ross: BY FEEDING HER MORE! *takes out a smoothie gun

Kierra: WHERE THE FUDGE DID YOU GET A SMOOTHIE GUN?

Ross: CHRISTMAS! *starts shooting smoothie gun

Me: *chugs all smoothies

Adam: ITS NOT WORKING!

Ross: Or is it?

Me: Ughhh.... I don't feel well...

*barfs

Kierra: OH GOD

Me: What happened?

Ross: You are back!

Me: Why am I here standing in the middle of a lot of barf?

Kierra: Don't ask questions, just take a shower. Please.

Thank you for reading part 8

It is late so I am soooo lazy

Sorry it is so short ;-;

Don't do drugs or drink too much alcohol everyone

IT IS BAD. LISTEN TO MAMA MUFFIN

Did you know that candy is like drugs for kids, because it makes kids hyper. Same thing with sodas except it is like alcohol for kids.

*everyone's mind is exploding

Anyway bye c:

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