Dare: (from MeowingFanfic8 ) I dare Papyrus to kiss Underswap Sans

Papyrus: W-What? I don't even know the skeleton...

Me: Well it's a dare, so you have to!

Papyrus: WHAT!?

Sans: No hard feelings Pap.

Me: *pushes Papyrus to Underswap Sans*

Papyrus: Ummm... Excuse me?

US Sans (UNITED STATES SANS xD): Oh hello! You look like my brother, but with my clothes!

Papyrus: Oh you know, I really like your fashion choice.

US Sans: You think so? My brother made this for me!

Papyrus: Mine too!

Papyrus and US Sans: *have a conversation about interests and themselves*

Kierra: This isn't actually going that well...

Me: Well we can't let Papyrus get pass this dare! Not this time! *goes behind Papyrus and pushes him*

Papyrus: NYEH! *kisses US Sans*

US Papyrus: *sees what's going on and rushes towards the two* OH HECK NO *US Megalovania (or something like that) intensifies*

Papyrus: Oh dear...

Sans: Oh No. *teleports in between the two Paps*

One fight and explanation later...

Sans: Okay, truce?

US Papyrus: *sighs* Truce.

Sans and US Papyrus: *shakes hands*

Me: Well that was a weird.

Dare: Tell me the story about the birds and the bees

Papyrus: Oooh! I never heard this story before! I hope it's really good!

Sans: Me neither, I kind of want to hear it...

Kierra: Oh no.... *giggles quietly to herself, and sits down near Sans*

Me: Alright, here we go...

Once upon a time, there was a bird and a bee. The bird liked the bee so much, that he set up a "play date". And the bee was like, "Why did you set us up on this "play date"? "Well because I like you." The bird replied with an brow wriggle. The bee was confused, "Why would you like me I'm just a bee." The bird thought this "play date" was taking too long, so he decided to make something interesting happen. SO, The bird then whipped out his corkscrew c#ck, and stuck it inside the bee. (I don't know how the fudge this happened because the bee is really small.) Then they had a bee/bird mutant family, and had a wonderful life. THE END. (based of Terrariatale!)

Me: *smiles* So, how was it?

Sans: *pupils gone, and shaking*

Kierra: *laughing hardly*

Papyrus: Well, that was interesting, but I have a few questions.

Me: Ask away. *brow wriggle*

Papyrus: Well, what's a c#ck? And how did it stick it in the bee?

Me: *laughs hardly*

Dare: Sing let it go (Another reference to Terrariatale)

Me: NO!

Kierra: Well I know who can...

Later...

Undyne: Papyrus, you need to let go of the past.

Papyrus: *frozen music comes on* Let it go. Let it go. Can't hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go. TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR!

Undyne: *laughs hysterically*

Dare: EVERYONE BE FABULOUS WITH METTATONS LEGS

Me: YASSSS!

Mettaton: oh no.

Everyone else: OH YESSSSS~

Sans: Who knew being tall was so cool!

Papyrus: I sure do look, FABULOUS!

Temmie: tEm Do LoVe NeW lEgZ!1! dEy MaKe MeH mOrE fAb!1!

Undyne: YEAHHHHHHH!!! *starts kicking things*

Kierra: *shows off legs in front of Sans*

Sans: *blushes and starts dancing with Kierra*

(I don't know what else to put lol)

Dare: Add Underfell Sans and Papyrus into the story

Me: INTRODUCING... Underfell Sans and Papyrus!

*confetti*

UF Sans: GAH! This confetti is making me nauseous.

UF Papyrus: Why did you drag us here anyway.

Me: Because I wanted to cheer you up!

UF Sans: I don't need any cheering up-

Me: *hugs UF Sans and Papyrus*

UF Sans and Papyrus: ACK!!! HUMAN, GET OFF OF MEEEEEEE!

Me: NEVER, only when you are feeling better!

US Sans: Hey! I want to get in to that! *joins in the hug*

Kierra: Also joins in.

UF Sans and Papyrus: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

Me: Sorry no bad words here.

UF Sans: Really?! Why not.

Me: Because there are children here.

UF Papyrus: That is rediculous.

Papy: Oh hello new friends! I thought you might want to try some of my spaghetti!

UF Sans: Why would I want to eat that horrible-

Sans (from afar): *glowing blue eye*

UF Sans: I mean, sure. *tries a bite*

Papyrus: So, how do you like it?

UF Sans: ARE YOU KIDDING, THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I HAVE EVER TASTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!

Sans: Hey buddy, how about we talk for a moment...

UF Sans: *follows Sans*

Sans: Say sh*t about my brother, and I will END YOU.

UF Sans: *scoffs and nervously walks away*

Dare: Get everyone drunk :3

Me: *gives sans lots of ketchup, gives US sans lots of honey(?) or sweets, gives US papyrus some of grillby's strong whiskey, gives Kierra lots of candy.*

*a few minutes of drinking/eating later...*

*UTTER CHAOS*

UF Sans: YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME BRO?!

Sans: LETS DO THIS! *summons gaster blasters*

US Sans: *runs around wildly* MWEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

US Papyrus: C'mon my doppelgänger, just try some.

Papyrus: NO, this behavior is obscure! How can you all be so inconsiderate to each other. I mean, LOOK AT there are messes everywhere!

Me: C'mon papyrus, just one?

Papyrus: Human! Stop eating out of that bowl, you are going to hurt yourself!

Me: What are you talking about? This is only my 5th bowl of sugary goodness! *stuffs face*

Kierra: *giggles uncontrollably and licks Sans*

Sans: Oh babe, you are so sweet. *makes out with Kierra* (Why do I put so much making out sessions in this book ._.)

The next morning...

Everyone except Papyrus: *groans*

Papyrus: See! I told all of you, to stop doing these kinds of things. *sighs and starts picking things up*

Me: Papyrus...?

Papyrus: Hmm? *walks over to me*

Me: You were right...

Papyrus: Of course I was! I, the Great papyrus, am always right!

Me: Can you help me?

Papyrus: Sure human. *picks me up and presses his teeth on my forehead*

My arms hurt sooooo badly. ;-;

Word count: over 1000!

Almost my new record! :D

Well, leave more dares and suggestions in the comments (unless if you don't want to).

See you later!

BOI!!!