Anonymous: I dare Jayfeather to get along with Leafpool for ONE. WHOLE. DAY!

Jayfeather: NUUUUUUUU!!!

Me: YEEEEEEES!!!

Jayfeather: Do I have to?

Me: YEEEEEEES!!!

Jayfeather: Really?

Me: YEEEEEEES!!!

Jayfeather: Are you ever gonna stop screaming?

Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Jayfeather: Why do I have to?

Me: *manages to compose herself* Because I have an ax and I'm not afraid to use it.

Jayfeather: SIIIIIIIGHH—fine.

Me: now go do your medicine cat THANG. And be nice to Leafpool!

Jayfeather: I hate you. *leaves*

Leafpool: Hey Jayfeather. Can you sort that comfrey for me?

Jayfeather: *Grits teeth* Yes mother.

Leafpool: *is surprised*

Jayfeather: What shall I do next mother dear?

Leafpool: Do the elder's ticks.

Jayfeather: *does elder's ticks* what next mommy darling?

Leafpool: hehe, I'm so glad I dared.

Jayfeather: What?

Leafpool: Nothing. Now you can give me a hug my beautiful Jay-Jay!

Jayfeather: THAT'S IT! I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES WITH THE AX.

Me: hokay then! *chases Jayfeather out of camp with an ax*

Jayfeather: ahh, sweet relief. *runs for life*

Later...

Bramblestar: *sunning himself on high-ledge* la la la la la la la la la— *sees Jayfeather being chased out of the medicine den by a twoleg with an ax* ........................................... I saw nothing. La la la la la la la la la...