123Patrick: Hi! I dare Clearsky to be a kitty-pet for ONE. WHOLE. DAY.

Clear Sky: BUT KITTYPETS ARE LAZY FURBALLS!

123Patrick: Too bad!

Clear Sky: DRAT.

Me: This is going to be goooooood.

Clear Sky: *goes into twoleg nest* MEOW. PRR. LAZY FURBALL KITTYPET NOISES.

Adult Twoleg: ???

Toddler Twoleg: KITTY!!!

Clear Sky: OH FOXDUNG.

Toddler Twoleg: *squeezes Clear Sky*

Clear Sky: I HATE THIS.

Me: I love this.

Adult Twoleg: *hits Clear Sky with ice-cream scoop*

Clear Sky: *yowls and flees*

A Long Time Later...

Clear Sky: IS MY TIME UP YET?

Me: It was up three hours ago.

Clear Sky: FREEDOM!!!! DARE ME MORE!!!!!