Zelda: so Peachy, are you Bowser Jr's mother?

Peach: WHAT?! Of course not! where's my lawyer when I need her?

Shadow:*knocks down door, comes in suit, with case in hand*

Daisy & Rosie: O_O

Shadow: Innocent!

Daisy: what? do you know one thing about being a lawyer? -_-

Shadow: of course not! anyways, she CAN'T be Jr's mother!

Rosalina: your proof?

Shadow: Does Jr look like Peach? NO!

Daisy: What happens in the castle?

Rosalina: O.O

Peach: 0_o Nothing wrong.....we simply talk about randomness!

Daisy: FALSE! You guys are always in another castle doing who-knows-what!!

Rosalina: what about the time Jr called Peach, "Mama Peach"?

Shadow: AHEM.... *clears throat* Have you played Mario Sunshine? it was proven false! Bowser lied to Jr about Peach being his mother!

Daisy: WITNESS!

Jr:*breaks door*

Rosalina: what's with breaking doors today?!

Daisy Sooo......is Peach your mother?

Jr: What?! NO! it was all a big lie!

Shadow: EXACTLY.

Daisy: Then who's Jr's mom?!

Everyone:*look at Jr*

Jr: O_O I DON'T KNOW!!!! *crashes through wall*

Shadow:*facepalms*

Rosalina: How many secrets are you hiding?!

Peach: TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

Daisy: But......do you have a crush on Bowser? BE HONEST.....

Peach: Umm....umm....umm....FINE...I'LL ADMIT IT.....

Rosalina: you do?

Peach: It's tiny. Like smaller than a Mini Mushroom!

Shadow: CASE CLOSED! I've always wanted to say that XD

Daisy:*facepalms* anyways, yes me and Peach are cousins, and I don't hate Rosalina.....much...

Rosalina: -_-

Peach: thanks for the question/dare @lizy3829, and @I-love-E-Jack1234!!