Shibe, addicted to Lukas: Hoi ma names Shibe and I'm addicted to Lukas

Narrator: Shibe has been addicted to this twat for like eternity and yeah. Did you know most American where girls are Starbucks fanatics? Me neither

Shibe: my obsession started when I was born. I heard my non existing fairy god mother call to me "SHIBE YOU MUST DATE LUKAS" and that's how it began...

Tyson, a twat: Shibe literally scares me. She never stops talking about thus Lukas guy and I'm so spooped help

Narrator: every day, someone is taken from the earth and turned into a Shibe clone...

Shibe: today I'm finally gonna meet the real Lukas. I've met him before but today we're gonna meet at Starbucks lmao

Lukas, a sexy victim: Shibe is nice I guess. She just scares me with that creepy grin on her face when I'm Atleast in a mile radius of her.

Shibe: HIIIIII LUKKKKKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lukas: O_O
Shibe: I LOVE YOU
Lukas: I love me too...
Tyson: this is hilarious lmao
Shibe: *breathes heavily*
Lukas: :|
Shibe: HAHAHA
Lukas: PLZ STOP
Shibe: *picks up Lukas and runs away*
Tyson: Awww... My documentary is ruined ;-;

WTF DID I JUST WRITE...
JUST GIVE ME MORE DARES OR ILL CANCEL THE SERIES