ADMIN: Hello!  Like I promise! Here's another chapter for today! Maybe one more... if I feel like it.... And once again, if you want to read actual FanFics, check out my main Wattpad account: -Minami-

DARE:

NALUGALEJERZAGRUVIA:  oh i dare mira to smash gray's and natsu's head together so that they'll kiss (sorry lucy and juvia) btw natsu might die after that if juvia sees it sorry!

ANSWER:

Mira:  Oh jeez, another one where Juvia will go crazy.  Oh well. This is for you guys! >_<

*Looks around and sees no Juvia*

Mira: Well, today's dare won't be so bad... As long as Juvia isn't here... -_-'

*walks over to Erza*

Erza: *eating strawberry cake*

Mira:  Hi Erza-chaaan~

Erza: Go on with the favor...

Mira: w-what pffft I don't need a favor pffft what!

Erza: You're too obvious. *rolls eyes*

Mira:  Alright fine. *whispers* I need you to go smash Gray's and Natsu's head together so that they'll kiss...

Erza: *spits out cake*  What?!

Mira: Sssshhhhh! Quiet!

Erza:  Ok. First off, you just made me spit out my cake. *glare* Two, why would I do something crazy like that!

Mira: I'll make you strawberry cake everyday for the next month with healthy and dieting ingredients only so that you won't get fat but it'll still be super delicious!

Erza: Deal.

Mira: Yay!

Erza: But what is this for anyways?

Mira: For the guild's laughter. Come on Erza, the guild needs to be happy and full of entertainment! *lying*

Erza: Hmmmm, you're right. Alright then. Let's go make those idiots kiss. *smirk*

Mira: (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH) She doesn't suspect a thing....

Erza: Gray! Natsu!  Come here peasants!

Gray: What is it Erza?

Natsu: Oy what is it Erza? and peasants?

Erza: *rolls eyes*  Ok Gray stand here.

Gray: *stands on the left*

Erza: And Natsu stand here.

Natsu: *stands on the right*

Erza: Look at my finger.

Natsu and Gray: What?

Erza: Look at my damn finger! There is something on it!

Natsu and Gray: A-Aye Sir!

(Natsu and Gray leans closer to Erza's finger, not realizing their faces are getting closer to each other)

Natsu: Erza there's nothing on here!

Gray: Yeah nothing!

Erza: LOOK CLOSER!

(Natsu and Gray lean closer)

Erza: Well I guess my eyes were playing tricks. *pulls out finger and slams their heads together*

Natsu: MMMMMM!

Gray: MMMMMMM!

Mira: Oh my gosh they're kissing! >_<

(Juvia walks inside the guild)

Mira: Oh shoot!

Juvia:  Gray-sama~ Where are y- *face goes pale*  OH JUVIA'S WATER LORD WHAT IN THE WATER WORLD IS GOING ON?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

Mira: Oh Juvia! You're here! (WHY?)

(Natsu and Gray dispatch from kiss)

Natsu and Gray: BLEEEHHHHH! ERZA!

Erza: *eating strawberry cake* Huh? What?

Natsu: Why did you make me and Gray kiss?!

Gray: yeah why?!

Erza: I dunno. *continues eating cake* now shoo! *flicks wrist* Go get a room you two jeez.

Juvia: *crying* AHHHH! GRAY-SAMA!  JUVIA IS GOING TO DIE!

(The guild starts to flood with Juvia's tears)

Mira: Juvia please calm down! Lucy can you help? Lucy? Lucy!

Lucy: *fainted from the kiss*

Juvia: WAAAAHHHH!!!!!

(Tears have now filled half the guild to the point where people are swimming)

Erza: MY STRAWBERRY CAKE IS FLOATING AWAY!!!

Mira: I will see you guys in the next dare! Love you! ^^ *swims to Juvia*