DARE:

2Kool4FoolsKid : Mira, I dare you to tell all your fanboys that you're a lesbian. (No offense intended to you or lesbians.)

ANSWERS:

Mira: OMG WHY?!  T_T

Erza: BWAAHAHAHA! I like this dare. *smirk*

Mira: I guess I have to do it...but I'll need someone to be my "girlfriend"....

Erza: *smirk* Ha, good luck with that...

Mira: Hmmmmm....aha! *smiles* Erza~

Erza: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT... NU!

Mira: Awww but please!

Erza: Then what will Jella- ...I mean go find someone else....

Mira: Jellal isn't going to get jealous Erza *rolls eyes*

Erza: >///////< Who said anything a-about J-Jellal?!

Mira: You did.

Erza: F-Fine. But you so owe me Mira!

Mira: Great! I'll call over the Sorcerer's Weekly Magazine right away!

Erza: Yeah just great... *continues eating strawberry cake*

-Time Skip-

Jason:  *enters Fairy Tail* Wow!  Cool! Cool! Cool!

Mira: Hello Jason!  Are you ready to get started?  ^^

Jason:  Ready as ever!

Mira: Ahem.  Erza~

Erza: *sigh* coming. 

Jason: Rolling in 3-2-1 go!

Mira:  Hello minna!  It's me Mirajane from Fairy Tail and I have big annoucements!  ^^

Erza:  ...

Mira:  Alright, I was afraid of doing this, but, I'm a lesbian. ^^

Erza:  Oy...  -3-'

Everyone in the guild: WHHAAATTT?!?!?!?!?!

Jason: Cool! Cool!  Cool!!!!!!!!!

Mira:  Yes, and this is my girlfriend Erza! ^^ *hugs Erza tightly* 

Erza: ...I...can't...breathe... X_X

Natsu:  OOOOOOOh Erza!  I'm going to go tell Jellal! *taddle tell voice*

Erza:  You better sit your a** down. *_*

Natsu: A-Aye...

Elfman:  ... My sister is a MAN!

Lisanna: Mira-nee?!

Laxus:  Is this a joke? -_-

Mira:  NO JOKE MINNA! ^^ Alright thanks for having me Jason!  ^^

Jason:  And.... CUT!  COOL! COOL! COOL!

Erza:  *rolls eyes* Can I go now?  *struggles to run from Mira's arms*

Mira:  No. Sit. *demonic voice*

Erza:   *gulps* *sits* 

Mira:   Good girl! ^^

Laxus:  *faints*

Mira:  See you in my next dare minna!  Bye bye! Love you guys! ^^