@alalirivaille - I dare Mikasa to kiss Levi

mikasa: u must be high

admin: id like to be high

Mikasa: pothead

admin: hEY 

mikasa: *sighs* welp

admin: das kinda illegal 

mikasa: weed is fucking illegal too

admin: shut the fuck up or ill shove a pickle up ur ass 

mikasa: *rolls eyes* well i thought having sex w someone over--

admin: ITS ILLEGAL

mikasa: god damn okay

admin: but we could alter--

mikasa: no im fucking tired of that and people r starting to stop reading this bc theyre dares arent becoming fufilled so wERE DOING THE FUCKING DARE

admin: their* *doesnt argue bc shes scared of mikasa*

mikasa: also we need to make them more interesting 

admin: true. we've been doing terrible lately. we'll call eren and jean in here?

mikasa: theres too much eremika in here

admin: u cant ever get enough of that

mikasa: you right

eren: i heard my name

jean: i followed eren

eren: wtf why

jean: ive been following you all day

eren: thats fuckin--

mikasa: SOOOOOO

levi: *walks past*

admin: hey! perfect timing short shit 

levi: *stops and doesnt look back* ur body is disporshpinate and ugly 

admin: *tears up* u cant even spell right... whats this world come to?

levi: *starts to walk away* 

mikasa: hey wait we actually need u

levi: if its a fucking dare im not gonna fuc--

mikasa: *grabs levi's collar and kisses him*

levi: *flails arms and blushes* 

eren and jean: *jaw drops* *eye twitches*

eren and jean: WHAT THE FUCK

mikasa: *lets go of evi*

levi: *frozen*

admin: FUCK we shouldve called hanji in here too

eren: THIS IS ILLEGAL

jean: THIS IS BULLSHIT> U WOULDNT HAVE A THREESOME BUT YOUD BREAK A DISGUSTING LAW?!

admin: IM VERY ANGRY EVEN THO I DID NOTHING TO STOP IT 

levi: I AM A HAPPILY ENGAGED MAN 

everyone besides levi: *freezes*

admin: whaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT

mikasa: holy shit

admin: *starts running around the room screaming* 

eren: BROOKE CALM THE FUCK DOWN

admin: THIS IS AS CALM AS IM GONNA GET PRETTY BOY whooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jean: whys levi more successful than all of us

levi: bc im not wasting my time in a fucking dare book

admin: OMG I HAVE TO TELL EVRY SINGLE FUCKING ERERI FAN TO SUCK MY ASS

levi: nO! you are to tell no one about this *holds up pointer finger* *starts to backup into shadow* no one 

admin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH