@ZaharaaAlhassani0 - kiss admin (brooke) in front of eren and jean

Mikasa: mm what?

admin: *drools* fuuuck yes

Mikasa: I'm not doing that *laughs*

Admin: WE ARE NOT GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN

Mikasa: *sighs* okay

Admin: yAy okay *trys to kiss Mikasa*

Mikasa: *pushes brooke off of her* we have to get Eren and jean

Admin: *blushes* do we really have to get jean?

Mikasa: yes why?

Admin: I just haven't seen him since... well ya know

Mikasa: oh this will be awkward

Admin: how about u text them and tell them to come here and they'll just walk in on us kissing?

Mikasa: okay *pulls out phone* *starts texting* *pauses* hey brooke?

Admin: ya?

Mikasa: are we gonna... make out?

Admin: we'll see what it leads to

Mikasa: mmmm kay

Admin: no feelings will be involved

Mikasa: pft obviously, okay, they'll be here in five

Admin: do we start now?

Mikasa: no ill set a timer for 4 minutes

Admin: mmm Kay

*four minutes later*

Mikasa:*turns off alarm* *sighs* *deep breath in*

Admin: *closes eyes* *leans in* *lips touch* *just a long peck on the lips*

Eren and jean: *walk in*

Admin and Mikasa: *starts to move their lips*

Eren and jean: *speechless*

Admin and Mikasa: *no tongue*

Eren:  *whispers* uh... um

Admin: *grabs Mikasa's neck for support*

Jean: *whispers to Eren* do they know we're here?

Eren: *whispers back* hng... I don't know

Jean: *whispers* are you turned on?

Eren: *whispers back* a little

Jean: *whispers* me too

Mikasa: *starts to pull away*

Admin: *keeps Mikasa's head in place*

Mikasa: *whispers in between the kiss* what are you doing

Admin: *also whispers in between the kiss* they think this is hot

Mikasa: *whispers* um okay?

Admin: *whispers* im adding tongue

Mikasa: wha- *gets admin's tongue shoved into her mouth* *cringes*

Eren: *whispers* should we tell them we're here?

Jean: *whispers back* lets just watch a little longer

Eren: *whispers* mm... yea I agree

*Like 10 minutes later... fûcking horny ass jean and eren*

Mikasa: *pulls away* *looks at jean and Eren with a fake guilty face*

Eren: *doesnt give a shit about her kissing someone else bc he thought it was hot*

Mikasa: uh... um

Admin: *looks at them the same way*

Jean: *as aroused as Eren*

Eren: what... what's up guys

Admin: *snorts* ur penis

Mikasa: *snaps head* brooke

Eren: huh? *looks down* oh fuck *covers up his bone bone*

Mikasa: oh my god *slowly face palms*

Jean: *looks down as well* you've gotten be kidding me

Admin: *starts laughing*

Mikasa: tch tch tch what are we going to do with you two?

Admin: should we get rid of their boners?

Mikasa: *bites lip and smiles* we should

Admin: *starts walking towards jean*

Mikasa: *walks up to eren* *grabs his shoulder and presses her body up against him*

Jean: AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

Mikasa and Eren: *snap their head towards jean and brooke*

Mikasa: oh my god

Admin: *had hit Jean's area*

Jean: *on the ground holding his nuts*

Admin: *looks at Mikasa* what?

Mikasa: I thought you meant... *shakes head with her hands in her face*

Admin: I said we should get rid of their boners because they had them

Mikasa: *keeps shaking her head* we need to end this chapter

Admin: *smiles* okeiiii

And I have no idea what the fuck the title is about, okay? Okay.